David McDowell @davidearlmcd

Deliberately happy. Hot wing maven. Civil engineer. Unfamiliar with the fantasy genre as a whole. instagram.com/earlscookout MD Joined November 2011

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David McDowell @davidearlmcd

2 years ago

You don’t owe a reaction or complicity to anyone speaking out their beliefs & opinions.

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David McDowell @davidearlmcd

2 years ago

Why does a glass of water that’s been sitting on the counter for hours taste so good? It’s not just the temperature. How can I accelerate this process?

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David McDowell @davidearlmcd

2 years ago

Summer mornings that feel like autumn 🥰

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David McDowell @davidearlmcd

2 years ago

Why isn’t bisexuality called ambisextrous?

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David McDowell @davidearlmcd

2 years ago

“Off the chain” is such a versatile phrase. Just overheard a PM on the phone with client referring to the Chesapeake Bay Critical Area as such. Why not

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David McDowell @davidearlmcd

3 years ago

The ability to make really good, flavorful-ass rice is supremely underrated.

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David McDowell @davidearlmcd

3 years ago

Shouting at my computer for freezing. My empathic dog comes in with a concerned look in his eyes. He’s right. I need to chill. Dogs, man.

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David McDowell @davidearlmcd

3 years ago

The only problem with kimchi is that it most of the cabbage leafs are the size of frisbees 🥏. This is supposed to be a condiment, not a meal.

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David McDowell @davidearlmcd

3 years ago

Finding out I’m listening to Taylor Swift after I’ve already told myself I fw a song is a real gut check to my reality.

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Ben Standig @BenStandig

3 years ago

Hang in there, Cowboys nation. On the plus side, LeBron is scoring a ton lately, and the Yankees kept Aaron Judge. Oh, Duke plays tomorrow. There you go.

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David McDowell @davidearlmcd

4 years ago

GM Happiness is a choice

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Brendan Moore @bmoorecfb

4 years ago

FINAL SCORES Army 13-17 Navy • Diego Fagot gets a huge defensive stop to seal the win for Navy! Great game & great win for the Midshipmen.

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David McDowell @davidearlmcd

4 years ago

fall is crazy bc you’ll just be buying groceries in the middle of a sunday and you’ll see the fiercest boots ever on some 50-something mom

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Kevin Sheehan @kevinsheehanDC

4 years ago

Hey @nflcommish, give us our team back.

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David McDowell @davidearlmcd

4 years ago

Can someone fix me? I’ve got this strong, preoccupying hatred of Demi Lovato I can’t seem to shake. I don’t want to like her I just want to forget she exists.