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Probing reality at the intersection of music and computing. Now @Stripe, prev @Google. Sign up for my EDM 101 class at the link below! Starts Oct 27, 2025. davidshimel.notion.site/EDM-101-Fall-2… New York Joined March 2011

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a day ago

You ever spend $500 on metro cards just to feel something?

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a day ago

Looking forward to another fine weekend of chopping it up with the boys (schizopoasting on twitter)

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a day ago

Me learning from contact with reality instead of consulting theory: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me feeling the pain of learning in this fashion: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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a day ago

What if the diverging political beliefs of men and women in the West are a subconscious attempt to create psychological distance between the sexes, reestablishing an erotic charge and subsequently solving the fertility crisis??

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2 days ago

bro you cant be so conservative with your time allocation that you never do anything cmon

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2 days ago

If my Inner Critic keeps calling me a maggot, surely one day I'll become a Marine!

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3 days ago

What if I go absolute husbandmode. What if I start totally wifemaxing. What if I become an utterly feral spousetard.

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3 days ago

“It is our imagination that is responsible for love, not the other person.” - Marcel Proust

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3 days ago

Faking it till you make it can be fun, actually.

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3 days ago

So funny to me when my iPad turns on Game Mode when I open my chess app. Like whoa horsey we're not pushing that many polys. Love the enthusiasm though.

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4 days ago

You have everything you need.

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2 months ago

You have everything you need.

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4 days ago

Bro it's a journal entry, it doesn't have to be coherent.

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4 days ago

Yeah you could spend hours researching on Wikipedia and implementing a schismatically-accurate Computus Paschalis in code, orrrrr you could just call up your Catholic counterparty and ask them what day they want you to avoid selling them any loans.

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4 days ago

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4 days ago

Some nights a man just has to stay in and drink and journal and tweet.

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4 days ago

We talk about having fuck-you money to backstop risky professional decisions. What about having fuck-you meaning/purpose to backstop risky life decisions?