1 year to go. @davidtome

High functioning sociopath pretending to have ADHD. bestnottoask.com Living in my head. Joined May 2007

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4 weeks ago

I got a job with Ferrari's aerodynamics team, and my first project is helping design a new alarm for when the car's aero isn't performing. It's really interesting work, but I'm sworn to secrecy. I can't give away any more information: spoiler alert!!!! 😁

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4 weeks ago

I am working as a forensic analyst and we are dealing with an explosion in a cheese factory.... I'm currently shifting through de'brie as we speak.

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4 weeks ago

I applied for a job in a dentists but unfortunately, the position has been filled.

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4 weeks ago

It's new trainers day and they match the chairs. 😎

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4 weeks ago

I just interviewed for a job working for HMRC's customer service department. I've never worked in customer service, hate people and can't be bothered picking up the phone. I start Monday.

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4 weeks ago

I just got a job at the local boxing club. They've opened a bakery to bring in extra money. Well, you have to roll with the punches.

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4 weeks ago

I just got a temp job working for a radio station over the Christmas period. It's my job to write the jingles.

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4 weeks ago

I just interviewed for a position in a company that makes mattresses. They offered me the job there and then but I asked if I could sleep on it and let them know tomorrow.

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4 weeks ago

I was just fired from my job with a company that runs courses on how to make yourself more employable.

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4 weeks ago

I got a job in a factory that makes forklift trucks. So far I'm liking it but it's a bit up and down.

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4 weeks ago

I got a job in a factory recruiting kids to make cheese. I look for kids fromage 10 to 25.

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4 weeks ago

I got a new job today in a puppet factory. I know one of the managers and they pulled a few strings.

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a month ago

AMS2

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a month ago

#loancharge Steamer needs 40bn according to the news. Anyone who thinks the loan charge is going to be anything but an utter cash grab best start booking their place on the suicide list. Who's first?

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a month ago

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a month ago

New Kitten arrived yesterday.

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2 months ago

Ah, good old Africa. Developing fuck all into fuck all since fuck all began. "Look at us" they proclaim "we is happy with nuttin". "Then you must be overjoyed because you've had fuck all and done fuck all with it forever".

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2 months ago

I had a shave today. Took years off me. 😁

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2 months ago

#nurburgring24h

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2 months ago

Genius idea #1. I thought of this last night. It's a website called 'bitswap'. Basically, it will match pre-op transexuals ready for surgery with gender opposites who can then swap their bits. ' I've got a 4" cock here, willing to swap for some 32B tits'. bitswap.com