David Wm. Sims @davidwmsims
Bassist for the Jesus Lizard, Scratch Acid, unFact, and others. Certified Public Accountant, licensed in New York @[email protected] New York City Joined April 2009-
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I have a BlueSky account now. I'm liking Threads more and more, though, so I'm not sure how much I'll use it. Anyway, here's the new contact information for both: threads.net/@davidwmsims bsky.app/profile/davidw…
I’m leaving this Nazi-friendly crap pile and deleting the app. threads.net/@davidwmsims
We have *signed* copies of ~The Jesus Lizard Book~ on sale for the holidaze: akashicbooks.com/catalog/the-je…
GIVE. US. ALL. YOUR. MONEY.
GIVE. US. ALL. YOUR. MONEY.
Can anyone tell me why the version of Monty Python & the Holy Grail now showing on @netflix doesn’t include the brilliant opening credits with fake Swedish subtitles? My ten year old and I are absolutely outraged.
Seriously, without cheating, I bet most of you can: - Name details of major foreign policy issue that pisses you off - Recite specific aspects of your preferred national solution to health care/climate/capitalism - Not name your current city council member or their priorities
The kids are alright Mouth Breather Cover The Jesus Lizard youtu.be/79R4QW2cuqM via @YouTube
No caption or title. Post four stills from a movie you believe is a cinematic masterpiece.
No caption or title. Post four stills from a movie you believe is a cinematic masterpiece. https://t.co/mqFNQvgVTt
The end mood of The Last Jedi is so weirdly triumphant. One military catastrophe after another & they’re so pleased with themselves at the end, because the 1st Order didn’t quite manage to slaughter every last one of them. “The Resistance can still field a softball team! Huzzah!”
My nine year old has realized I’m not really enforcing language rules anymore, and now everyone is a bastard. “Why is that bastard Lesley Knope being mean to Jerry again.”
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
I see this everywhere. Restaurants are building sheds on the sidewalk and calling it outdoor dining.
I see this everywhere. Restaurants are building sheds on the sidewalk and calling it outdoor dining.
Absolutely stellar work here by some WaPo photo editor.
We don’t need your 7 pm applause. We don’t need your donated pizza. We even don’t need your gratitude. We need you to wear a mask & keep your distance so you stop killing each other & you literally & figuratively stop killing us. It’s all we ask. PLEASE.
As you start to look the at demographic breakdown... Let’s call it what it is. People of Color and Women saved The Republic.
Vittorio Camardese, 1965
Do you guys ever think about how our society hates homeless people so much that it’s next to impossible to find places to sit or bathrooms to use in major cities?
Brian Cook @bbcbubblegutz
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Marc Masters 🌵 @Marcissist
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WFMU @WFMU
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Brian Eno News @dark_shark
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Andy Richter @AndyRichter
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Marc Masters 🌵 @Marcissist
32K Followers 7K Following You can get my new book “High Bias: The Distorted History of the Cassette Tape” (@uncpress) and its companion cassette by going to https://t.co/l8AYw4Oc7p
Juan Alderete @J_Alderete
15K Followers 823 Following Halo Orbit, NORDSTRAND -BASSES - Vato Negro, Deltron 3030, Big Sir,
WFMU @WFMU
85K Followers 27K Following The freeform station of the nation! Independent, creative, rocking radio. Tweeter behind the curtain: @dmandl. Submit music via https://t.co/XjdtyRTWxM
Jen Wayne Gacy @JenWayneGacy
1K Followers 1K Following 🔨 Seize the Means of Production & Listen to The Damned 🦇
derek guy @dieworkwear
865K Followers 964 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
rosie @jasminericegirl
301K Followers 1K Following forbes 30 under 30, soup lover, @womenpostingws :) advice, calls, extra content, & soup merch: https://t.co/WgEkV27ehI
Artoir @ItsArtoir
22K Followers 679 Following Ukraine enjoyer. Russia watcher. Sleuth. Lieutenant General Kyrylo Budanov stan account.
YIMBY Alliance @yimbyalliance
11K Followers 2K Following Please follow to help end the housing crisis with local support • #YesInMyBackYard: the opposite of #NIMBY • https://t.co/DcgaWvbsiX
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Kat Abu @abughazalehkat
211K Followers 1K Following I watch Fox News so you don’t have to. | @mmfa | 🇵🇸 | views are my own
Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt
273K Followers 4K Following I hunt fake history and correct it, but also post amazing real history stuff. Rude, obscene, vulgar, racist people who can't act like grown-ups get blocked.
Keti Tsatsalashvili @keti_chess
13K Followers 385 Following Woman Grandmaster, former World youth #chess champion 🏆 #Georgian 🇬🇪 living in #poland 🇵🇱 Twitch partner
no context succession @nocontextroyco
288K Followers 223 Following SPOILERS! Out of context screencaps of the @HBO series @succession & occasionally other #Succession content. Link to master list of tweets 👇
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109K Followers 3 Following Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenntakahashi
Dean Baker @DeanBaker13
72K Followers 270 Following Senior economist at the Center for Economic &Policy Research (@ceprdc). Blog-- Beat the Press (@beat_the_press) I'm now at Mastodon @[email protected]
Beat the Press @beat_the_press
8K Followers 6 Following A feed of posts from Beat the Press, @DeanBaker13's commentary on economic reporting. Support Beat the Press on Patreon: https://t.co/9JthmbcK5C
Arturia @ArturiaOfficial
76K Followers 424 Following _The Sound Explorers Arturia creates hardware and software instruments to help musicians release their creativity.
Orion Spacecraft @NASA_Orion
935K Followers 174 Following The safest spacecraft designed by NASA, Orion will carry humans to the Moon and beyond. https://t.co/p12N6orQlI
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197 Followers 2K Following ... #design ... #surfacedesign ... #seamlesspatterns … #fabricpatterns ...
Robert Fripp @frippofficial
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Institute for the Stu.. @TheStudyofWar
718K Followers 3K Following ISW is a policy research organization focused on U.S. national security. Email: [email protected]. For more: https://t.co/FO1PVyOnYB
NY Renews @NYRenews
6K Followers 2K Following A coalition of 380+ organizations behind the nation’s strongest climate law, NY's #ClimateAct. We fight for clean energy, union jobs, and climate justice.
Ministry of Defence �.. @DefenceHQ
783K Followers 664 Following DefenceHQ is the official corporate news channel of the UK Ministry of Defence.
David French @DavidAFrench
302K Followers 975 Following New York Times columnist, visiting professor @lipscomb, Iraq vet, married to @NancyAFrench. Sign up for my NYT newsletter here: https://t.co/82vZEPPuWe…
The Signal State @thesignalstate
461 Followers 20 Following Put your logic skills to the test with complex puzzles inspired by modular synthesizers. By @rcknr_i. 💡 Now available on Steam & GOG. ⬇️ Play the demo:
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146K Followers 278 Following hand-crafted analog synthesizers • continuing the legacy of Dr. Bob Moog
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Sarah Laskow @slaskow
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585K Followers 691 Following @TheAtlantic and @SNFAgoraJHU Author of Gulag, Iron Curtain, Red Famine, Twilight of Democracy. threads: anneapplebaum2000
M. Nolan Gray @mnolangray
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No Man's Smile @NoMansSmile
4K Followers 313 Following Hoping to find the best planet 🌍 Send me/ tag me in your best screenshots! I love sharing your amazing art! yearning for 1.2 Vibes✨ | HG-16
Dates in Movies @DatesInMovies
54K Followers 265 Following When you absolutely, positively got to know every #OnThisDay in movie history, accept no substitutes.
Nat @NatNMS
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BlueSauron👁️ @Blue_Sauron
223K Followers 122 Following Provide coverage on the military side of a conflict, currently focusing on || #Ukraine #Donbas ||
NM Dan Heisman @danheisman
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwiki
889K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
Geert van der Velde @blackatlantic
9K Followers 483 Following Mountain / Trail / Marathon runner 🏃🏽⛰️🌳 Used to tour 🌎 playing in bands 🎶 Love ☕️📚🏂🏄 Papa to 3 young 🧒 Views expressed ≠ employer's #chesspunks He/Him
Erotic Films Out Of C.. @NoContextErotic
82K Followers 606 Following Erotic films/scenes OOC. Películas/escenas eróticas sin contexto. DM's are open for film recs. Podés recomendarme películas por MD. #CinematecaArgentinaYa 🔞
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman
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9K Followers 1 Following This is a bot account. Follow for a weekly reminder that you should never speak to police. Never speak to feds. Celebrate every Friday.
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Mark Hertling @MarkHertling
481K Followers 204 Following Retired soldier. Loves family, dedicated to nation. Student of leadership, nat’l security & healthcare. Cardinals fan.
Sounds like it's time for Crypto Bro to learn a new "philosophy" from @TheJusticeDept and @FBI ... Sam Bankman-Fried's professor mother penned 2013 essay shredding 'philosophy of personal responsibility' foxbusiness.com/politics/sam-b… #FoxBusiness
NOPE (Peele, 2022): Daniel Kaluuya and Keke Palmer wearing matching Rage Against the Machine and The Jesus Lizard T-shirts in a crazy genre movie is my love language. It rocks.
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RCMP have not made an arrest more than a week later. Organizers say they asked police prior t the march to provide traffic control, but never got a response.
Comments on the sinking of the Moskva.
"Real tactical brilliance." Retired Lt. Gen. @MarkHertling and CNN's @kylieatwood discuss Ukraine's sinking of the flagship of Russia's Black Sea fleet
new year resolution to stop saying "unbelievable" and start saying "I'm too short-sighted and/or narrow-minded to accept that this is true"
Six years ago this month, Hillary Clinton tweeted that "A Republican president could nominate as many as 4 Supreme Court justices" & linked a warning that it could lead to the end of Roe v. Wade. Her replies were filled with left-wingers accusing her of "fear mongering."
Man charged with wife’s murder illegally cast her ballot for Trump, officials say: “I just thought, give him another vote” wapo.st/3hv1xh2
What a horrible and intentional insult to the legacy of JFK. Why did Massachusetts re-elect this person?
Thinking a lot about what it means to raise children in a country experiencing profound national decline.
@RyanLizza @AlxThomp Wow sounds bad. Anything else going on relating to the transition that’s a break with tradition or just this
wow four seasons total landscaping bandcamp domain already claimed, y'all move quick
One down. One to go.
How fabulous it's going to be to wake up on occasional mornings in February 2021 and not think about the president of the United States even once.
the room next door - The End
Ladies and Gentlemen; All the Vice-Presidents of The United States of America.
Me *gently touches my wife's casket* if I could change this I would Wife: it's your worst birthday gift yet
FRIEND: To get out of a ticket, just make the cop laugh. [later] COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: Uh oh here comes the tickle monster
*stepping on the moon’s surface wearing socks* Oh god dammit
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