defensive developer @defensivedev
Senior Principal Developer Consultant, PMP, CSM, PMC, MBA. How about we take that money we would waste on my code reviews and increase my salary? Joined July 2014-
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Where did the two developers in love get married? Nobody knows, they are dev elopers. #devlife
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Junior dev: "What's your favourite programming language?" Me: "I dunnode, what's yours?" Junior dev: "Anything but node" Me: "-___-"
Back in my day, a stack overflow was a bad thing. #kidsthesedays #millennials #uphillbothways
PM: "Do you need anything from me?" Dev: "Yeah actually could you..." Phone: *PM has exited the conference*
The only unit tests I need are how many units are in my next paycheck
Sometimes all you really need in life is a missing semicolon
Today is a great day for development. Mainly because it's not Monday morning.
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@defensivedev Agree on the console.log, luckily I get away without the 60 hour week!
I can't wait until all these hipsterjs developers realize the "cloud" is really some C code running on a Compaq Presario Pentium 2 somewhere
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will find you, and I will refactor all of your apps to ember.js
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop making JavaScript libraries now, that'll be the end of it...
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career...
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money...
Don't call me Kanye, but if you need to donate some money, my salary could use a bump. #ThisCodeDoesntWriteItself
I don't always write a README, but when I do it's blank. #thuglife
Me to the wife on Valentines day: "I'd switch to emacs for you" *crosses fingers behind back*
Pushed 8 fixes to main over the weekend, please don't push any of your changes to main... ever.
Another day another #jQuery alias. #savedatmoney
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