Fable @defrag_fable
L5 SWE @Stripe. This is where I tweet about computers. they/them 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Joined August 2022-
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you know you have problems when you need to think about async-signal-safe functions
Drop the "X, (formerly " Just "Twitter." It's cleaner.
I said some things about programming, career development, and building commercial open source. Give it a listen if you're interested :D
I said some things about programming, career development, and building commercial open source. Give it a listen if you're interested :D
You are allowed to debug anything. In this case, I am debugging the Ruby VM:
Figured out and fixed a ridiculous bug before 10am, feels AMAZING.
Important to note! Stripe is building something like this for the entire internets, it's called Link and it lets you save and re-use your payment information across the entire Stripe network: link.com
Important to note! Stripe is building something like this for the entire internets, it's called Link and it lets you save and re-use your payment information across the entire Stripe network: link.com
📣 attention internet: it's wildly suboptimal to build your own checkout. in 2022, 65,000 businesses upgraded to @stripe's new fancy optimized payment UIs and saw a, on avg, 7% increase in revenue! try 'em: - Checkout: checkout.stripe.dev - Elements: stripe.com/docs/payments/…
Frontier is buying more carbon removal! We’ve whittled 150+ applications down to seven companies burying, injecting, and mineralizing CO₂ from the air and ocean. @stripe and @Shopify are committing $11M and will be the first customers for five of them. frontierclimate.com/writing/fall-2…
ICYMI: we've rebuilt our Slack integration. Now `/tuple` will spin up a call that anyone can join asynchronously. tuple.app/slack
Last year, a group of geeks convened on Discord in response to a Twitter thread about California’s woes with the vaccine rollout. They very quickly found themselves running a critical piece of national public health infrastructure. Here is our story: worksinprogress.co/issue/the-stor…
An interesting result of GPT style models is that they are better at Google interview questions than I am.
this is part of Stripe's scalability secret sauce: we routinely load test to much higher levels than we expect to see from users, which lets us identify problems before our user traffic is at risk.
this is part of Stripe's scalability secret sauce: we routinely load test to much higher levels than we expect to see from users, which lets us identify problems before our user traffic is at risk.
Black Friday/Cyber Monday [BFCM] is a big deal for our users. So it’s a big deal for @stripe too. We handled billions of $s in sales each day of BFCM. A 5 minute downtime = tens of millions in lost revenue for our users. Here's how we achieved >99.9999% uptime. 👇
Black Friday/Cyber Monday [BFCM] is a big deal for our users. So it’s a big deal for @stripe too. We handled billions of $s in sales each day of BFCM. A 5 minute downtime = tens of millions in lost revenue for our users. Here's how we achieved >99.9999% uptime. 👇
Other context: the Black Friday and Cyber Monday peaks of years past are now just regular Fridays and Mondays (go internet!). Lesson: If you build for 3-5x of this year's expected capacity peak, you'll be naturally better prepared for next year's day in and day out growth needs.
Other context: the Black Friday and Cyber Monday peaks of years past are now just regular Fridays and Mondays (go internet!). Lesson: If you build for 3-5x of this year's expected capacity peak, you'll be naturally better prepared for next year's day in and day out growth needs.
Stripe has upstreamed our internal changes to Rubyfmt: github.com/penelopezone/r…. I haven't cut a release yet but please clone and check out the branch down and try it out. This is the first daily drivable build of Rubyfmt.
Talk about a huge benefit. Stripe atlas will now template you out common legal documents that startups need. 💪🏻
Talk about a huge benefit. Stripe atlas will now template you out common legal documents that startups need. 💪🏻
Almost 1% of the world's humans live in Thailand! We're very optimistic about the Thai digital economy and look forward to supporting the burgeoning community of local entrepreneurs with global ambition.
Almost 1% of the world's humans live in Thailand! We're very optimistic about the Thai digital economy and look forward to supporting the burgeoning community of local entrepreneurs with global ambition.
👀 Dammit Ben I was hoping our recording would break the streak :D
👀 Dammit Ben I was hoping our recording would break the streak :D
Today, we're launching the Chrome extension on @ProductHunt 🐱 If you're a fan of SavvyCal, we'd really appreciate support! Every little bit counts ♥️ producthunt.com/posts/savvycal…
Today, we're launching the Chrome extension on @ProductHunt 🐱 If you're a fan of SavvyCal, we'd really appreciate support! Every little bit counts ♥️ producthunt.com/posts/savvycal…
The fact that Stripe can move this quickly is really impressive. This first tweet from @defrag_fable when they were at 7% autoformatting was from September 1st of *this year*. 🤯
The fact that Stripe can move this quickly is really impressive. This first tweet from @defrag_fable when they were at 7% autoformatting was from September 1st of *this year*. 🤯
Patrick McKenzie @patio11
184K Followers 802 Following I work for the Internet and am an advisor to @stripe. These are my personal opinions unless otherwise noted.
Fable C. Tales @fables_tales
5K Followers 2K Following indistinguishable from a parody of themself. they/them, trans, femme enby, lesbian, poly. Striking blue eyes.
mike dalessio @flavorjones
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Rose W @rose_w
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schwad @schwad_rb
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David Singleton @dps
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Kurtis Rainbolt-Green... @kurtisatedge
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aly pavela @alypavs
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Rafe Rosen @existentialmutt
280 Followers 639 Following Father, Homesteader, and Freelance Ruby Developer. he/him. Black Lives Matter. @[email protected]
Christoph @clupprich
523 Followers 1K Following Father of two. Senior software engineer. Freelancer. Mostly tweeting about software. Leave it a little better than you found it. he/him
Adil Sadik @sparky_005
639 Followers 1K Following Inactive. Find me at [email protected] All views implanted by aliens via pink laser beam. @[email protected]
Dawid Ćwiek @DawidCwiek
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996 Followers 443 Following code@Stripe. RSS till I die. Systems, People, Outcomes. Views are my own. @[email protected]. He/Him
mae @mae701
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Josh Frank (he/him) @iamjoshfrank
792 Followers 2K Following • Talking about Product (and probably women's soccer) • Chief Product Officer & Co-Owner at Mythic Insight • 📥 DMs open • 📆 🔗 https://t.co/S5hHoFPAYU
Anthony @4DegreesWest
740 Followers 1K Following Private pilot 🛩️ software engineer 💻 girl dad 👶🏼 Building awesome things @nutickets | Revolutionising aviation @HelloVolanti Views are my own. He/him
Kwasi Mensah @KwasiAMensah
2K Followers 3K Following Recovering game dev. Sometimes a standup comedian he/him/ɔno/ɔno
Richard Marmorstein @twitchard
680 Followers 1K Following Developer platform @hume_ai. Formerly @stripe, @vimeo. I post software hot takes, shower thoughts, and weird parenting tales | kids (3yo, 1yo) | 2 tiny dogs
Martin Chatterton @chattsm
298 Followers 5K Following
Michał Muskała @michalmuskala
4K Followers 554 Following Software engineer, speaker, trainer, open source. Erlang, Elixir, Ruby 🏳️🌈
Patrick McKenzie @patio11
184K Followers 802 Following I work for the Internet and am an advisor to @stripe. These are my personal opinions unless otherwise noted.
Adam Wathan @adamwathan
258K Followers 790 Following Creator of @tailwindcss. Listener of Slayer. Austin 3:16.
David Singleton @dps
14K Followers 1K Following CEO at /dev/agents formerly CTO @stripe. 🏡 in SF via London and Belfast, married to @fjsingleton. I like to make things.
Colm MacCárthaigh @colmmacc
35K Followers 2K Following VP / Distinguished Engineer at Amazon Web Services. Also: Open Source and Apache, Cryptography, Irish Music, mediocre Photography.
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Stripe @stripe
260K Followers 552 Following Stripe builds programmable financial services. Help: @stripesupport. Read: @stripepress. Status: @stripestatus.Trends for United States
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