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Recolor Asuka @defslam

*laughs* you're a baka, kiddo. NJ Joined June 2014
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11 years ago

Paul Blart Wet Fart

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11 years ago

Somebody endorse my theory so I can get a history channel exposé. @rockcock64 maybe?

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11 years ago

My anime pillow finally came! The delivery girl did not want to share a romantic candlelit ramen dinner though. #missingout

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11 years ago

Official spokesman for what does and does not constitute gamerfuel, consult me if your gaming isn't fueled enough.

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11 years ago

my collection of anime body pillows is a dedication to the strength I see females embody on a daily basis

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11 years ago

Nacho cheese bag is red, Cool ranch bag is blue. "S-sure I have a date, mom" *spills cup of Mountain Dew*

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11 years ago

"I'm not like other girls" yes you are like other girls and you are number 563 who refuses to be the sacrifice in my blood magic ritual

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11 years ago

#NameYourJunkAfterAGame Half Life 3, has never been seen or touched by anyone in history and probably won't in my lifetime

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11 years ago

“@kcgreenn: I wanna be a Twitter celeb with a sordid past” wasn't that feminist robot comic enough for you? Smdh

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11 years ago

Almost bought a Shrek Christmas sweater but the quality was garbage

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11 years ago

My life was so much better before the toilet eels ruined it.

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11 years ago

Every time you ring a bell, an angel gets his wings. Nobody told you they're milling around Jesus' hot wing hut abusing this privilege.

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11 years ago

@WesterlyCritic @BrendanielH u test positive for crap games hehe

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11 years ago

@WesterlyCritic Mad Maestro came out in 2002, not that great

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11 years ago

I met a hipster in hell and his punishment was an old dude following him around saying 'hell used to be better'

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11 years ago

premium edition of my ass: the videogame comes packaged with fart soundtrack and official behind the behind artbook

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11 years ago

forgot to go to the bathroom 4 separate times today, maybe I should tattoo reminders on myself in an artful font

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11 years ago

life is butter dream

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11 years ago

more video games need steel battalion controller support

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