derek mathwig @derekmathwig

tree hugging, peace loving, porn watching hippy Bloomington, MN Joined September 2009

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Billy Gatter @gatman888

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@webcav1 @Acyn

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derek mathwig @derekmathwig

2 weeks ago

There is a super vibrant cardinal perched in the tree, waiting for me to turn off the sprinkler.

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Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz

2 weeks ago

@charliekirk11 Which version, Charlie? The one with concubines, multiple wives, or arranged child brides?

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Mark Rosen @KFANRosen

a month ago

From the great beyond, Calvin Griffith, “and you all thought I was cheap.”

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Jeff Lambert @LawyerLambert

2 months ago

@AdamKinzinger

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@Acyn “Vigorous handshake”? Brother, that man’s body is held together by spite, spray tan, and whatever’s left of his untreated syphilis. Siegel didn’t shake a hand, he made contact with a CDC case study. Trump spent decades violating women, dodging doctors, and now his karma’s…

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Chuck Throckmorton @ChuckThrock

2 months ago

@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept It’s disgraceful that you describe the lower federal courts, and the extraordinarily distinguished judges from both parties who serve on them, as “lawless,” as if they were street gangs. You are the highest legal officer in the land and you have a sworn duty and an ethical duty…

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Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble

2 months ago

@newtgingrich He's been wasting more time that your wife did when she took her time to die of cancer when you wanted to marry your mistress. There should be a way to divorce Jeffries like you did your wife.

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Heather Thomas @HeatherThomasAF

2 months ago

Every Republican Senator knows what's in Trump's Big Ugly disaster Bill. They all have enough staff who summarize pros and cons. Even last minute provisions and revisions. They all know it's a kneecap to the country with no redeeming qualities. They al know they are…

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Frank C @FrankC164

2 months ago

@charliekirk11 Let’s talk about @charliekirk11 —America’s most overconfident dropout trying to cosplay as a constitutional scholar while parroting white supremacist talking points wrapped in khakis and mediocrity. Charlie says Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson is a “diversity hire.” Let me…

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Caring Guy💙🇺🇸🌈✌🏻 @caringguy1957

3 months ago

@realannapaulina This ignorance is why you don't elect pole dancers to Congress. This post again demonstrates your ignorance of both U.S. law and international obligations. While it’s true that the United States is a sovereign nation, it does answer to the UN Charter, because we signed and…

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Carmen Valentina @ClubCarmenXXX

3 months ago

Ain’t nobody wanna die for some dumb war before GTA 6 comes out.

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Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin

3 months ago

The people of Iran are beautiful. The leaders of Iran are insane. The people of Israel are beautiful. The leaders of Israel are insane. The people of America are beautiful. The leaders of America are insane.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine

3 months ago

@danoc214 McConnell has fucked more people than Jagger.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine

3 months ago

Schrödinger's parade - the crowd was both sparse and dense.

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Mike Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱🟧 @micyoung75

3 months ago

@SecretaryBurgum We are a nation that prides itself on strength, but true strength lies not in exploitation, but in stewardship. Alaska’s resources—coal, zinc, gold—tempt us with promises of dominance, yet Bristol Bay’s fishery, a $2.2 billion lifeline for 14,000 Americans, stands as a testament…

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Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson

3 months ago

TACO Don loses in court, again and again and again. Weird...it's either a "judicial coup" or...and bear with me here...Trump's lawless, reckless, incompetent, and chaotic regime is led by a marginally educated dolt with poor impulse control and weak advisors.

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Human☮🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸🌊 @4HumanUnity

4 months ago

@SpeakerJohnson Mike Johnson keeps shouting about “Judeo-Christian principles” like the Founders were building a church, not a country. But here’s the deal, they specifically said no to that. Jefferson? He built a wall between church and state. Madison? Called mixing politics and religion a…