Desk Army @deskarmy
Stories from the lives of desk jockeys deskarmy.com A cubicle or windowless office Joined January 2015-
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Someone's giving away some money for painting rocks 🍻 fb.me/2hpBnNgaX
Stepping out of work on Friday like, yeah, I'm headed home to do some more work!😐
An office chair is a lot like an old friend...always there for you but can be a big pain in the ass.
Got locked in the basement at work. Survived on peanuts and slept on rolls of paper towels for the past 6 months.
Planning for our casual Friday "wear your costume to work" day. I assume the theme is CEOs and Office Hoes. #Halloween2015
Thought today was Sunday. Do I go with the car trouble or alarm didn't go off excuse?
Walked in my boss' office while he was changing out of his suit so I'm pretty sure I have to quit now.
Game changer at the office bathroom: wet wipes in the stalls. No need to fear that Mexican buffet any longer.
Tried wasabi peas for the first time today when someone left a new jar in the break room to share. I liked them so much that I finished them
Drank a few too many cups of dark roast this morning and now I'm reminded to call my grandfather who's got Parkinson's.
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