sᴇʙᴀsᴛɪᴀɴ ᴄᴀsᴛᴇʟʟᴀɴᴏs @detectivesebby

He'll never learn. But he loves her too much to upset her, so he's just gonna give in, /as always/. ` Alright, fine... I didn't realize you went through so much trouble to get it... `

S i g h ` Alright, how about we find another one that you like that I can agree with you on? ` His wifey has to put up with his man smell, so at the very least, she should have a say in what he smells like.

... He's gonna think about this before he answers. He doesn't want to end up in the dog house... ... ... ` I don't hate them, but I'm not sure this scent is for me. `

` Margot replaced our body wash with essential oil bullshit and now I smell like a hippy. `

Sebastian drinking his respect women (and love his wife) juice every morning:

He can easily tell by her smudged lipstick that he'll need to clean himself after all of this, but in the meantime, he's enjoying this moment. He raises a hand to cover hers, a crooked smile on his lips before he leans in for a passionate, loving kiss.

Does he care? Absolutely not. This woman is the love of his life, and he'll look like a clown if that means receiving her affection. But he's all smiles.

:) he's happy again Doesn't take much on her part. Mwah

:(

Margot, cuddling her dogs and minding her own business. Sebastian: *kicks down the door* YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING TOO CUTE

No?

Captain Jonathan Price @YouBrokenMate

5 years ago

No? https://t.co/dt5kdg1asx

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Like he didn't deserve it??? He tried to kill me? Several times???

Captain Jonathan Price @YouBrokenMate

5 years ago

Like he didn't deserve it??? He tried to kill me? Several times???

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Not anymore.

Captain Jonathan Price @YouBrokenMate

5 years ago

Not anymore.

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If you think he's scary, wait til you meet his wife.

When... Are they not tingling???

Coffee is certainly worth that risk.

𝑺 𝒕 𝒆 𝒇 𝒂 𝒏 𝒐 @OculusArtifex

5 years ago

Coffee is certainly worth that risk.

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Yeah, what's the worst that could happen? Surely he's gotten mauled by worse. Hell, he's probably gotten mauled by worse in the last week.

𝑺 𝒕 𝒆 𝒇 𝒂 𝒏 𝒐 @OculusArtifex

5 years ago

Yeah, what's the worst that could happen? Surely he's gotten mauled by worse. Hell, he's probably gotten mauled by worse in the last week.

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Wouldn't be the first time. Bring it.

𝑺 𝒕 𝒆 𝒇 𝒂 𝒏 𝒐 @OculusArtifex

5 years ago

Wouldn't be the first time. Bring it.

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He's drinking the glorious brew, and he certainly doesn't care who might object.

𝑺 𝒕 𝒆 𝒇 𝒂 𝒏 𝒐 @OculusArtifex

5 years ago

He's drinking the glorious brew, and he certainly doesn't care who might object.

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ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ꜱʜɪᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴊᴀᴡ, ʏᴇᴀʜ? -Former UBCS , current mercenary -Foul mouthed, chain smoking American -Excels in hand to hand combat and explosives expert -Mature themes, gore, and language -FC: Frank Grillo #ResidentEvil