Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

mommy to the most handsome boy 😍💙💋endo warrior🎗💛💪🏼 head over heels in love with my best friend😍😘❣️👠proud frenchie mommy🐶🐾💟 dflessner.myrandf.com Endometriosis fighter est 2012 Joined April 2011

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

5 years ago

If you want to be in my child’s life the number one thing you won’t do is question my parenting 🙃

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

5 years ago

Why does my brain work like “you have so much laundry to do, so don’t do any of it?”😅 why am I the way I am?

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

5 years ago

What have I learned during this pandemic? That I really need to go back to math class and pay attention because I suck at reading graphs.

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

5 years ago

That awkward moment remember there’s a guy walking around with a tattoo on him that you drew...

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

5 years ago

When your 95 year old great grandma calls you to tell you she’s been scrolling “the Facebook” and your cousin looks like a whore 😅

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

5 years ago

Father’s Day is just hard for some people. All the many of reasons and they probably don’t want to talk about it.

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My grandpa had several strokes a few weeks into the COVID19 lockdown. Since then he’s been in the hospital/a rehabilitation center. Not even my grandma has been able to see him all this time, but he’s coming home today!! 🥰💕

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

5 years ago

Don’t you hate it when it’s 4:00 and you just realized you forgot to put your roast in the crockpot? 🥴

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

5 years ago

Just because I parent differently than you do doesn’t make me a bad mom 🙃

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

5 years ago

How are you supposed to sleep when the world is literally burning down all around you?

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

6 years ago

Wait, it’s STILL Monday?!

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

6 years ago

Just because your job isn’t “essential” doesn’t make this a vacation people

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

6 years ago

Maybe if I didn’t act like weekend calories didn’t count I’d be skinny

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

6 years ago

When you finally get through to your sons dr after waiting on hold for 20 minutes and your phone dies.... that’s how my days going. It’s fine. I’m fine.

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Devan 🎗 @devanflessner

6 years ago

Then you spend the rest of the day wondering why the heck you told said person any of that and replay the whole conversation in your head over and over.