devjunkie @developerjunkie

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

2 months ago

The difference between junior and senior devs? Juniors Google “how to fix X.” Seniors Google “why X happens.” And both of them copy from Stack Overflow anyway 😅

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

2 months ago

I once told my PM: “This will only take 15 minutes.” 5 hours later, I was learning GraphQL from scratch. I lied. But I didn’t know I was lying.

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

2 months ago

Friday commits hit different. It's not code, it’s a gamble. See you Monday 👀

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

2 months ago

Wrote a script in 15 minutes. Spent the next 2 hours naming the variables.

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

2 months ago

Me: “AI won’t take my job.” Also me: Asks ChatGPT for 80% of my workday. But I review the answers, okay?

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

2 months ago

Me: "I'll just update one dependency." Also me: Now maintaining a fork of 3 packages, rewriting a plugin, and questioning my life choices.

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

2 months ago

I don’t always test my code. But when I do… It’s in production.

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

2 months ago

Every dev has that one file named final_final_REALLY_FINAL.js. If you don’t… You’re either lying, or you haven’t suffered enough yet.

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

2 months ago

I once pushed a hotfix at 4am. It worked. I felt like a hero. Then I slept. Woke up to a Slack message: "Why is the home page showing the admin panel?" Still a hero. Just the wrong universe.

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

2 months ago

I gave Claude a task. It wrote perfect code. Modular, clean, documented. None of it worked.But it was so elegant, I felt bad fixing it.

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

2 months ago

Met up with an old dev friend. We didn’t talk about sports. We didn’t talk about life.We talked about Docker and cursed Kubernetes for 2 hours. That’s real friendship.

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

2 months ago

“I’ll clean the code later,” I said. That was 8 sprints ago. Now that part of the codebase is known as “The Forbidden Zone.” Even AI doesn’t want to touch it.

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

2 months ago

I once deleted the production database by mistake. My hands shook. My soul left my body. Then I remembered…I was working on staging. But for 15 seconds, I saw my career flash before my eyes.

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

3 months ago

I spent 45 minutes trying to fix a layout issue. Tried everything. Rewrote CSS. Cleaned cache. Restarted. Turned out… I was editing the wrong file. Again.

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

3 months ago

Client said, “It’s just a small change.” That small change required 7 files, 3 database migrations, and emotional recovery. I still said “done” with a smile.Because professionalism.

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It’s my birthday. I promised myself no coding today. Then I got a bug alert from production.Fixed it in 4 minutes.Spent 2 hours refactoring things that weren’t broken Dev instincts > birthday promises.

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

3 months ago

You are not paid to write code you are paid to solve problems Keep your solutions clean & maintainable

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

3 months ago

🧑‍💻 Junior dev: "How do you know what to Google?" 👴 Senior dev: "I Google how to Google." 🤣 #DevHumor #CodeLife #ProgrammingMemes

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devjunkie @developerjunkie

4 months ago

🤖 AI + Devs = Productivity Boost “Using AI in your dev workflow doesn’t mean you’re lazy. It means you’ve learned to delegate 😎” #AI #DevLife #Productivity