/dev/horne @devhorne

Software Engineer - I type for money. Johns Creek, Ga. Joined December 2013

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/dev/horne @devhorne

a year ago

if (preg_match('/between (.*) on your keyboard/')) continue;

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2 years ago

Best error message in an app I've seen thus far. "Customer can't purchase products this year. So sorry" haha.

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Soon dev teams are going to be segregated between people who know how to code and people who use AI to force-fit something dirty and random into the application.. make it work, and make management happy. Then actual devs will have to refactor for the next few hours.

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2 years ago

Pretty sure the @Busuu community is seriously the nicest group of people all in one place. Highly recommend when learning a new language.

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2 years ago

Oh I'll just run and grab lunch real quick. 2 minutes later. Thanks PHPstorm. Why this thing has to reindex every time I so much as sneeze too loud is getting old.

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3 years ago

Can we all agree just to go back to aol instant messenger?

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3 years ago

When you don't test your email templates in staging.

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3 years ago

If you ever want to see if a feature is ready for production, go try and create a Youtube video for it. 🤣

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3 years ago

I’d be willing to bet that #SBF_FTX was a Yasuo main.

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3 years ago

It's pretty insane to see how far @laracasts has come over the years.. I feel like I should get a badge when I hit 10. :)

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3 years ago

This is cracking me up. I didn't even tell it I use Laravel or that Dustin was pro CakePHP. Even AI knows #laravel is where it's at.

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3 years ago

Remote Tech: "What's your IP so I can add you to the firewall" Me: "moanmyip.com"

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3 years ago

Well @cannyHQ is pretty cool. Just threw in my changelog, added feature requests and bug report sections to my new app in like 5 minutes. Nice work over there!

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3 years ago

When you say "Give us 48 hours to update your preferences" when I click unsubscribe.. someone tell me what is actually happening here... #developers - isn't it as simple as UPDATE contacts SET user_said_gfy=1 where ID=%d

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3 years ago

Never once googled or even talked about Seaworld. Sent one text to my wife about taking the kids to seaworld and immediately got seaworld ads on Facebook. From a "private" text message.

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3 years ago

Things even getting tight even in heaven apparently.

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4 years ago

"We back up our data to the cloud" is the scariest response to disaster recovery planning... ever.

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4 years ago

My 3 year old had surgery this morning to remove two teeth. He's home recuperating but he's gone super saiyan due to coming off anesthesia. Imma need two tanks, 4 dps and at least one healer to get through this battle.

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4 years ago

Meanwhile at 55 marietta.. There's a contractor on the 2nd floor like...

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4 years ago

I'm in a weird age group where I don't belong on Facebook because I'm not a granny yelling about the halftime show, and Twitter because I could not care about pronouns. Oh well. Maybe there's a home for me one day.