edde @deviledhey

I like to yell into cyberspace like the rest of you people on here. Joined September 2016

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edde @deviledhey

4 years ago

All these 30 somethings doing a keto diet will be clogging up (pun intended) the health care system with coronary heart disease when they are older. Just another fun thing for a Millennial to look forward to.

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4 years ago

You know how people who lived through the Great Depression didn’t trust banks afterwards and kept money in their mattresses? I feel that way about toilet paper and I will always keep at two month supply.

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4 years ago

All the Californians on my team are way nicer than the Canadians.

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4 years ago

I dropped off an Amazon return to my local UPS store and the friendly worker was like “F*ck Jeff Bezos, I signed that petition to not let him return to earth!” We high-fived as I handed him my return package. Can’t escape the system.

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4 years ago

I tried explaining the plot of Ratatouille to someone at a party yesterday and it was surprisingly difficult to explain. It did not go well.

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4 years ago

Nothing annoys me more than someone letting bullshit slide in the never ending quest to be “well liked”.

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4 years ago

Gen X aunt: What does yeet mean? Millennial me, who thinks they know but isn’t confident: It’s like to hurl yourself or an object into something, sometimes w/comedic effect? Aunt responds like a true Gen Xer: So.. would you say Kramer was always yeeting into Seinfeld’s apartment?

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4 years ago

*My American friend and a Welsh guy arguing about the Welsh flag being the best flag on Earth* Welsh guy: “Does YOUR flag have a fucking dragon on it? No? Then shut the fuck up.”

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4 years ago

I visited Indiana today for the first time. I now understand why Mike Pence looks like he’s never had any fun in his life.

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4 years ago

I wonder if I got all three vaccines if Fauchi would personally be mad at me?

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4 years ago

The weather is rarely interesting. It happens everyday. Please stop talking about it.

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edde @deviledhey

5 years ago

People often seem to disapprove of themselves when they occasionally sleep late. If you happened to sleep in, listen to your body, you clearly need that sleep. This mindset to be constantly productive and to view extra sleep as lazy is toxic. It’s ok to just rest and exist.

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5 years ago

About a year ago today, there was no widespread plague and we were just talking about how hot Jimmy Garoppolo is.

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5 years ago

I hope plexiglass barriers stay up after the pandemic subsides. Please don’t breathe on me. Kthx.

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5 years ago

I hate that microwaves heat up food unevenly, even if it has a turntable. This is the 21st century. Why has this not been solved? An outrage.

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5 years ago

Jefferson once said “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” We definitely saw a tyrant and his supporters in action today. It wasn’t refreshing. Also, Jefferson sucks.