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Dear @KristiNoem Donald Trump is untrainable. He’s almost 78 and he still shits his pants. I hate him. Can you fix it for me? 🙏
That no rivet, that’s a TESLA CYBER RIVET 😆
That no rivet, that’s a TESLA CYBER RIVET 😆
This!
I can’t wait to get me some Air Clarks!
I can’t wait to get me some Air Clarks!
A badger 🦡 is no match for a flamingo 🦩!
If Giannis is healthy I’m totally ok with Indiana in the first round
This was hilarious 🤣
This was hilarious 🤣
Spooky
Not if GA is healthy Chuck, GFY
Nothing makes me change the channel faster than another ridiculous #ThatBoyBad bit on #ESPN @espn @GetUpESPN The premise is decent, the move is embarrassing for anyone involved.
This was great, Heart really sounded so good 😊
Calm down. The game didn’t mean anything for them, don’t get crazy ffs
Calm down. The game didn’t mean anything for them, don’t get crazy ffs
I’d love it if I pulled up to get gas & Gene F ing Hackman pumped gas & got me a coffee ☕️ he can wear whatever he wants, I’d be cool with it
I’d love it if I pulled up to get gas & Gene F ing Hackman pumped gas & got me a coffee ☕️ he can wear whatever he wants, I’d be cool with it
Tbh, the Bucks don’t seem to have any control of where they end up. We’re in a free fall and no one knows if we can even get another win this season 😭
Tbh, the Bucks don’t seem to have any control of where they end up. We’re in a free fall and no one knows if we can even get another win this season 😭
Coach, we miss you
William Bigglesworth
8 8 we see what you did there
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If a "liberal" wrote about meeting Kim Jong Un in her book, then backtracked, THEN said she'd met "many" world leaders, but wouldn't get into specifics (about her own book!) — that "liberal" would be interrupted a lot, too
This morning in our 15-minute interview, Margaret Brennan interrupted me 36 times — once every 25 seconds on average. But when liberals like @gretchenwhitmer and @SpeakerPelosi are on @FaceTheNation, they aren’t interrupted once. In the fake news media, there are two sets of…
It’s important that coverage be fair. Both sides have bad dogs.
The USAF’s version of the Sorting Hat.
An interesting video showcasing the emotional reactions of U.S. Air Force pilot trainees upon learning the types of fighter jets they will be flying. (U.S. airforce is a fratboy joke)
I bet Kristi really wanted to walk her to the gravel pit.
This morning in our 15-minute interview, Margaret Brennan interrupted me 36 times — once every 25 seconds on average. But when liberals like @gretchenwhitmer and @SpeakerPelosi are on @FaceTheNation, they aren’t interrupted once. In the fake news media, there are two sets of…
does tim pool know this looks infinitely stupider than not having hair
Great hanging with Tim Pool @Timcast at Mar-a-lago
Reminder: RNC and @LaraLeaTrump just sued Nevada to try to invalidate votes by US military members
“Off with their heads,” the Red Queen said: theinformation.com/articles/a-tes…
Man Stops One Oreo Short Of Successfully Eating Away Problems bit.ly/4a8gSvJ
I don’t understand upscale refrigerators — everyone’s fridge seems to be about equally cold.
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FOX inviting him to appear on their network in 3, 2, 1...
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