DKE @devonellis_

Here for sports news United States Joined April 2012

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DKE @devonellis_

3 years ago

Before I work on getting in better shape, does anyone prefer me a little chubby?

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DKE @devonellis_

8 years ago

My toothbrush has become the community toothbrush between me, my wife, and 1yo son. I'd say #firstworldprobs but this is #3rdworldprobs.

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DKE @devonellis_

9 years ago

I guarantee there was a split second that Apple wanted to call their new AirPods 'AirBuds'.

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DKE @devonellis_

9 years ago

If you don't know what a palindrome is keep scrolling. “No, Mel Gibson is a casino’s big lemon”

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Adrenalin @adrenalindenver

10 years ago

[I open my lunchbox to find a copy of the Magna Carta] But that means... [cut to British Library patrons thoughtfully examining a Capri Sun]

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Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans

10 years ago

Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE

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DKE @devonellis_

10 years ago

What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?

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DKE @devonellis_

10 years ago

I've learned more about David Bowie in the past 8 hours than I have collectively for the last 25 years.

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DKE @devonellis_

10 years ago

I wonder how long it will be before "You look like a million bucks" is an insult. #inflation

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DKE @devonellis_

10 years ago

Kim Kardashian would make a fine first lady.

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Gavin Speiller @gavinspeiller

11 years ago

Try not to cry at this video of a soldier being reunited with his weed dealer after 2 years.

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DKE @devonellis_

11 years ago

I don't really follow politics. But I eat a lot of empty calorie foods, which is basically the same thing.

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DKE @devonellis_

11 years ago

You think illiterates get the full effect of alphabet soup?

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DKE @devonellis_

11 years ago

@DavisonMchaelJS and @livinforziggler might as well hook up. @click4amanda

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DKE @devonellis_

11 years ago

If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.

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DKE @devonellis_

11 years ago

Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run.

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Kick Push Kgosi @MrSkinnyGenes

12 years ago

We don't have Taco Bell in South Africa because this country's been through too much already.

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DKE @devonellis_

11 years ago

If all scary movies were made into books most of them would end with, so like... yeah.

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11 years ago

Can anyone suggest a cool new indie band for me to pretend to like?

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