devtron2000 @devtron2000
average, everyday normal guy. she/they Oregon, USA Joined January 2011-
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Getting dumped at Holmans was not on my bingo card for 2025
I’ve been paying off my phone SE, yes with a center button since 2017. And I still have over $200 left on it!
I know way too many other Devon’s now. It’s not even cool
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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”
lol is this literally the one in Willmar?!!
lol is this literally the one in Willmar?!!
Plz don’t call a law firm for a speeding. I promise the ticket is cheaper than the fees.
The summer I turned pretty triggering my attachment style fr
The way Mariah Carey pretends not to know people and/or news items in pop culture will never not be iconic and funny af.
@ my dad, every single time
I really wanna do one of those ai baby generator things to fuck with my boo cuz I’ve been running this pregnancy bit for like a month now and it’s time to double down
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My profile picture vs me at work
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“haven’t seen you in a while, what u been up to” me:
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old people be like “no elbows on the table it’s rude” then say something racist.
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“I like your vibe” everybody does Imaoo please leave me alone
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Relearning my job every monday like adam sandler in 50 first dates
“You are needy”. ITS ONLY OK WHEN I SAY IT YOU FUCK ASS BITCH STFU!!!
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