The human race is doomed if we get this dumb
@InternetH0F Fruits and vegetable are inedible until they go through the process of capitalism. The barcode makes them delicious.
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F I keep a bottle of capitalism sauce in the fridge for just that purpose.
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F Or in communism/socialism only the high ranking officials get the lemons, the rest of their society goes thru famine or rationed very little.
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F Naw, it’s just that they’re none existent under communism/socialism.
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F honestly I feel like it’s not that weird we’re this far removed from nature sadly 😮💨
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F I know this was a joke, but I mean, many such cases!
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F In complete agreement! The barcode is the best part of any produce!
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F All foods spontaneously appear in all places with no one making money producing them. Absolutely amazing
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F That's kind of weird, I usually turn my crops into capitalism directly, I pick the tomatoes to use on food to be sold later, same with other fruits and vegetables.
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F Haha! Came here to say that exact thing 😂
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F They also have to be christened with their PLU number. It's 4053.
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F lemons are actually naturally sweet. it’s the barcode of capitalism that turns them bitter and sour. (like all of us.)
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F 😂 I wonder how many will take this as fact 😂
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@dfs_dat @InternetH0F The barcode be the juiciest part, fr
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F 😂😂😂with a healthy dose of 💵💰🤑
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@dfs_dat @InternetH0F Can confirm. Unbarcoded lemons are not just inedible, they tend to bite when handled.
@dfs_dat @InternetH0F The comments on this 💯 😆👏