DFSRunner @dfsrunner

Tech, dating, and sex. USMC vet. I’m the weird uncle you never knew you needed. Divorce Coach (I’m a pro 😂) American Nomad Joined January 2016

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DFSRunner @dfsrunner

5 months ago

You own a Chinese Lunch Buffet and see this walking through the door What's your next move?

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5 months ago

You own a Chinese Lunch Buffet and see this walking through the door What's your next move?

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DFSRunner @dfsrunner

5 months ago

Amy Schumer's brother with an update

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5 months ago

Amy Schumer's brother with an update

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5 months ago

Butternuts

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DFSRunner @dfsrunner

5 months ago

A happy hour, flirty coworker complained of back pain. I told her she needed a massage 2 hours later, I was loosening her up

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DFSRunner @dfsrunner

6 months ago

This isn't Canada bitches, throw a steak on the grill this weekend Enjoy some bourbon while you're at it

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6 months ago

You think you need a beauty queen When what you need is a woman who laughs at your jokes and gives you a blowjob at bedtime

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6 months ago

JD going through a phase when he lived in New Haven @JDVance 😊

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6 months ago

JD going through a phase when he lived in New Haven @JDVance 😊

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DFSRunner @dfsrunner

6 months ago

Sending a DM to @DOGE is probably more effective than reporting via the fraud, waste, and abuse hotline

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DFSRunner @dfsrunner

6 months ago

these fucking weirdos wanted electric cars Tesla answered the mail with the best cars on earth now they hate them and they guy that's trying to save the country insanity is rough

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6 months ago

these fucking weirdos wanted electric cars Tesla answered the mail with the best cars on earth now they hate them and they guy that's trying to save the country insanity is rough

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DFSRunner @dfsrunner

6 months ago

Federal government jobs are welfare

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6 months ago

Federal government jobs are welfare

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6 months ago

Take that hat off now! https://t.co/dnp1Gx7UdY

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DFSRunner @dfsrunner

6 months ago

How can we take the judiciary seriously when we know it's packed with deranged shitlibs?

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DFSRunner @dfsrunner

6 months ago

Found a neighbor on a sugar daddy site, she’s 58

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The “save your marriage” stuff is good, I encourage everyone to try to make it. Divorce is expensive on so many levels But sometimes it’s over And that’s where I can help I’m a dad that was awarded sole custody and kept my house I’ll show you how

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DFSRunner @dfsrunner

6 months ago

writing a killer app that tracks moneyline movements

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6 months ago

AI generated pics used by porn scammers is mind blowing

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DFSRunner @dfsrunner

6 months ago

I can't believe I haven't posted here since 2022 So much has happened... Legal Sportsbooks crushed the bookies then everyone realized what a scam the online books are local is back, baby (it never really left)

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DFSRunner @dfsrunner

3 years ago

If you think gambling for a living is risky try wearing a tie and sitting in a cube.

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DFSRunner @dfsrunner

3 years ago

There are big boys and girls out there with many thousands of dollars on the line, using custom models, scripts, and other automated tools to develop and manage lineups and enter contests. You need a competitive advantage. Do your research every day.