Nicole @dicepudding

Pretty much just a giant shitposting nerd. Often sweary, occasionally inappropriate for youngins. she/they Joined March 2010

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

It is time to go to the gym except I am sore as fuck already and bed is very comfy...bluh

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MOVED 📌 @twiIiepie

4 years ago

the nonbinary urge to want to be feminine in the way men are feminine and masculine in the way women are masculine at the same time but still feeling like neither but also both

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J🐲C @thDRAGnrebOrN

4 years ago

I live my life for two simple reasons: I was born and I haven't yet been murdered.

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

Fffff I have too many things on my to-do list and it's giving me The Paralysis

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

Since there's no fleets any more you get an insta screenshot to celebrate my first day back out in my natural environment since 2019🤷

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Yell in a War @jelenawoehr

4 years ago

honestly there should be a DSM diagnosis for people whose brains DO manage to produce serotonin and dopamine right now Sorry to inform u that ur son has Unwarranted Neurotypicality Disorder

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

Why do these two pics look like Long Hair Me is clutching her pearls in mild distaste at Beanie Me? He's just being smug, lady, chill

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Nooobody in this store has a damn maaaask ...ok many of the staff do and some of the customers do but overall it's like less than a third of the volume of people and I'm just here feeling like I can see everyone's lung juice hanging in the air

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

Got my second jab yesterday. Headache and sore arm but otherwise feeling pretty fine. Is nice.

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

today's level of annoyance at things: my deaf old granny is making her constant noise, nothing special 7/10 did too much gym so my back aches, my own fault 2/10 it's really hot, mildly irksome 5/10 everywhere smells like warm milk for some godforsaken reason, unbearable 9999/10

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

tfw you have popcorn but can't even face opening a movie app let alone trying to choose a film so you just eat your stupid popcorn while watching Friend Simulator like you always do youtu.be/zQwR1CSqMe0

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

Ahaha... Watching a film and the subtitles said "God (speaking Welsh)" and for some reason that short circuited something in my brain and I've been cackling ever since.

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

My brain: i love dressup time let's buy some more makeup. let's buy lighting! ooh let's buy- Me: ok, loving the enthusiasm, but how about we use the things we already have! dressup time ok go! My brain: meh wanna lie down

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

Out here looking like some kind of... Adventure elf. What do your adventure elf eyes see? Fuck all mate I've taken my specs off.

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

I stepped on a danged stinging nettle. The affront! The absolute disgruntlement.

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

Shopping may have resulted in a migraine but it also resulted in new mom shorts and heckin stompers. +1 height, +2 gay, -5 stealth

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

Heck... Had a small gym session this morning and then marauded around all the thrift stores in my town and then had a walk in the sunnyrain and ate some katsu curry and now I've got a dang ol' headache from doing activities and probably not enough fluids 😵

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Nicole @dicepudding

4 years ago

A moment of hypochondria and one of gender-ish euphoria: Just felt "a lump" in the bath and immediately decided I was doomed, only to then realise it was muscle. Don't think I've ever had a small enough chest as an adult to actually feel my pectoral muscles. Is nice.