Psycho_Self_Help @dillon_johan
The host of the best podcast in the world. Certified Demon from the depths of Hell. Hello Kitty Enthusiast https://t.co/uv9bp6F3pT HELL Joined January 2020-
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I am glad Torontonians went out this Sunday to celebrate the sun or whatever. A good thing about this is, now there will be LESS TORONTONIANS, the worst people in the world. #Toronto #Quarantine #LGBTQuarantine
Doctors and Nurses are not heroes, they are just doing their job they signed up for volunteerily. Most health workers are trash anyway, I hope covid takes some of them too.
Girls that say that they don't need a man. Are the people that need them the most.
People should buy some lunch for over worked health care workers, cause I most definately won't be. #Quarantine #NobelPrize #GoodKarmaHospital
Lets be a bit positive. There is a slight possibility people you don't like very much will also die with your pops and moms. Who lets be honest, deserve to die anyways.
All this because some guy was craving bat soup that day.
You know how forest fires happen to get rid of our dead wood? That is what this pandemic is about. It gets rid of boomers, weaklings (immunodefectiveCunts) and hopefully your father.
People without a sense of humour are child molesters.
Maybe, just maybe. Immunocompromised people should be dead.
Can't stop smiling because 2% (50 million +) of our population will be wiped out due to Corona. Panic everywhere gives me a spring in my step. For the first time in my life, I am happy. #CoronavirusPandemic
Biden is so boring, the only interesting fact about him is that his former wife and child died in a horrific car crash.
Factz
I am glad the degenerates that planned a destination wedding this month are having the worst time ever. This is justice being served!
How come women who call themselves QUEEN are the total opposite of the term?
Tired of living in such divisive times. There is no unity anymore. Why can't we all just collectively hate Jewish people again? #nostalgic
People expecting Jeff Bezos to end world hunger because its only 2 months of his salary are delusional. Jeff did not become the world's richest man through kindness and selfless acts you fucking MORON! Telling a lion to eat a salad, does not work. #JeffBezos
"Just be yourself" As long as your quirks are socially acceptable.
I have no doubt that people that are worse than murderers, pedophiles and rapists are Talk Show Hosts. They belong in a mental institution wearing a straight jacket and preferably lobotomized.
If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Happiness comes from drugs, not relationships

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