Mario Di Sandro @disandroid

Singer-songwriter, musician, graphic designer, digital artist. Teller of bad dad jokes. LA living, Chicago raised. Be kind to one another. mariodisandro.bandcamp.com Los Angeles, CA Joined July 2008

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Mario Di Sandro @disandroid

2 years ago

Earthquake? Small little jolt…

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2 years ago

Facial Obliteration is my new favorite metal band name...

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Mario Di Sandro @disandroid

3 years ago

Every time the ‘please don’t destroy’ logo comes up during an SNL episode, my mood immediately improves.

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Dan Szymborski @DSzymborski

3 years ago

For the fourth consecutive season, I had the AI create a motto for every MLB team.

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Mario Di Sandro @disandroid

3 years ago

Was just thinking... that one older lady hasn't snuck onto a plane in awhile. I wonder how she's doing... 🤔

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Mario Di Sandro @disandroid

3 years ago

Wait, so no iPhone 14 Mini? #AppleEvent

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Mario Di Sandro @disandroid

3 years ago

They should make a lower quality iPhone for people who just use them to stare at when they're at a bar and have anxiety in crowds lol (like me sometimes), and call it iPhone Dive #AppleEvent

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Mario Di Sandro @disandroid

3 years ago

#AppleEvent Um, odd song choice @Apple - it sounds like they are saying a different word there if you’re not paying attention… 😬

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3 years ago

That Obi-Wan finale was satisfying. #obiwan #nospoilers

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Mario Di Sandro @disandroid

3 years ago

This is not how everyone in LA wanted to find out that a Chevy Chase Canyon exists…

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3 years ago

This is not how everyone in LA wanted to find out that a Chevy Chase Canyon exists…

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Mario Di Sandro @disandroid

3 years ago

It would be pretty funny if Elon Musk just shuts down Twitter for good now…

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3 years ago

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Mario Di Sandro @disandroid

4 years ago

Something really pressing in today’s world, how do we still not have a margarita emoji?

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Claudia Peschiutta @ReporterClaudia

4 years ago

.@WeAreLAHealth is asking for help identifying this patient. The department says he was hit by a car on Jan. 20 in Playa del Rey. No ID. Not alert. (424) 306-7718.