DJ Carlile @djcarlile

strong like a tong squeeze 🍜🍜🍜🍜 5x dad Virginia Beach, VA Joined April 2009

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DJ Carlile @djcarlile

14 hours ago

Where are all these pundits saying the Giants were gonna win now? Haters

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DJ Carlile @djcarlile

14 hours ago

Who the fuck is Badie? Where is Harvey? 😭

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DJ Carlile @djcarlile

3 days ago

OMG @danbeyeronfox . The Commanders hate already? 🤣

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Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report

2 weeks ago

BREAKING: The #Commanders and All-Pro WR Terry McLaurin have agreed to a 3-year extension worth over $96M, multiple sources tell me. The deal is done and "Scary Terry" gets his well-deserved payday — while Jayden Daniels gets his star receiver back in his arsenal.

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DJ Carlile @djcarlile

a month ago

Terry's agent saw those Madden ratings and got bold

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a month ago

FIRE THE WHOLE DAMN STAFF. MANAGERIAL MALFEASANCE. HOW THE FUCK DID THEY LET HIM PLAY?! #Braves

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Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja

2 months ago

My Daughter Madeline (who knows nothing about baseball) decided interview folks at the Braves-Giants game... And ran into Peter Moylan & Wiley Ballard, who were great sports. 🤣 @PeterMoylan @wileyballard_

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DJ Carlile @djcarlile

2 months ago

Fucking Bryce throwing 90 mph meatballs down the middle of the plate

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DJ Carlile @djcarlile

2 months ago

Hey dummies on Next-door and Ring.... it's fucking fireworks. Always. Knock it off.

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DJ Carlile @djcarlile

2 months ago

Fuck those new unis. Sign Terry. @Commanders

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DJ Carlile @djcarlile

2 months ago

This team fits right in at this little league ballpark

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DJ Carlile @djcarlile

2 months ago

Welp. They've given up. It's official

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DJ Carlile @djcarlile

2 months ago

Crazy to pull Ronnie when he absolutely murders Trevor Rogers but ok I guess.

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DJ Carlile @djcarlile

2 months ago

Anybody got a cardboard cutout of Liberty Media we can stand in the locker room and peel articles of clothing off of every time the team wins? Asking for a friend.