DM of Engineering @dmofengineering
Engineer by day, Shitposter by night. It's definitely nighttime at the tweet factory. patreon.com/dmofengineering The Basement Joined April 2018-
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The collective noun for engineers is a bike shed.
The collective noun for engineers is a bike shed.
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Now that likes are private I gotta ask… Why are there any tweets with zero likes?
Interviewer: So you were you kicked out of your Ph.D program? Candidate: yeah, my advisor didn’t like my approach to my thesis. Interviewer: Oh, what was the topic? Candidate: Bin packing.
Interviewer: So you were you kicked out of your Ph.D program? Candidate: yeah, my advisor didn’t like my approach to my thesis. Interviewer: Oh, what was the topic? Candidate: Bin packing.
Her: [nonsense sounds] Me: What? Her: [repeats nonsense sounds] Me: But what does that mean? Her: What does anything mean? Me:
Engineers: Version control is git. Designers: Version control is named files. Product: Version control is comments I left in a google doc.
Help a girl out? I'll go first: Players are made of meat.
Honestly, at this point you can’t come here and complain about inflammatory content. The first letters are literally: tw
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No, Bay Area, that's not rain. It's just clouds extending their runway.
So what you're saying is: if we unplug Twitter and leave it alone for long enough...
So what you're saying is: if we unplug Twitter and leave it alone for long enough...
My AI brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge
My AI brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge
For the love of god No one ask it How Is Babby Formed?
For the love of god No one ask it How Is Babby Formed?
Sounds like a shills problem
Boy math is… Boy math is… Honestly, boy math is whatever new bullshit crypto is trying to pull these days.
I want it.
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