Dorothy Piotrowski @dorothypi

dorothyp.com Joined June 2011

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

there are no rules these days. i didn’t even put my collar on today. just walked around the house naked

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here is what. i plan to accomplish today: 2. bark loudly. but at nothing 7. lose my ball under the couch 7b. politely ask the human. to get my ball 3. immediately lose it again. under the same couch 4. big nap. you have worked hard 2. repeat

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Erin Anderson @erinbailey_a

2 years ago

.@KW_Oktoberfest has announced that 'Dogtoberfest' is happening at Carl Zehr Square Oct. 7 and Oct. 8! 🐶🥨 @CityNewsKIT story here: 'Polka with your pet at first ever Dogtoberfest' bit.ly/3ZawmeG

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

i am feeling chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

gooooob morning. i helped walk the small neighbor human. to the bus at the end of the street. i tried to get on with them. but was quickly denied. they know that with an education. i’d be too powerful

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

it often seems. like the human is jealous of me. because of how happy i get. about the simplest things. i don’t know how to tell them. they can do that too

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

the human just picked up my back foot. pressed all my toe beans. then held my foot to my ear. as if they dialed a phone. nobody picked up though. i will have to leave a message

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

on special occasions. during car rides. we go around a little loop. talk to a robot. and then they give us things. sometimes they give me a cup of whipped cream. with a fancy italian name. and i absolutely lose my mind

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

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2 years ago

occasionally. the freezer will provide crunch water. this is way better than regular water. because of the crunch

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2 years ago

i was told. whenever a square car with sirens passes by. they are on their way to help. so i always howl along. to let everyone know. i’m helping too

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

i have stolen a yogurt lid. from the trash. it’s nothing personal. i was just feeling angsty. but now the human is chasing me. and i have no choice. but to evade them spectacularly

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

i can fit in your lap. no measurements required. just trust me

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

we went to a new park today. and right at the entrance. was a big bucket of tennis balls with a little sign. that the human said was there in memory of a very good dog. who really liked tennis balls. and that i could play with one. to help that very good dog be remembered

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

2 years ago

before the human leaves the house. to hang out with their friends. they turn on the tv for me. sometimes they spend quite a while. searching for a movie. they think i will enjoy