Julia B @downtownjuliab

Laidback yet anxious. Vancouver Canada Joined May 2010

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gal౨ৎ @prtygal777

2 days ago

Forever obsessed with the way the sun sparkles on water

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subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic

3 days ago

it really is hard to contextualize the hubris it’s taken for americans to develop this insane relationship with medicine. for all of human history you were essentially flipping a coin on wether or not you’d see your kid turn 10

scha·den·freu·de @BlisterPearl

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kit duckworth @cgduckworth

5 days ago

unfortunately it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season

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Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard_

4 days ago

Name a worse invention. I’ll wait.

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♰ @reeceollld

6 days ago

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

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no context memes @weirddalle

7 days ago

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vampire workday @imbobswaget

a week ago

okay in the flo rida song low does “boots with the fur” mean boots with a fur jacket or boots with a fur accoutrement??

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Allie @allie__voss

2 weeks ago

When red pillers say "women can't take accountability" they're rarely saying she did anything wrong They want them to "take accountability" for living their lives in a way that red pillers personally dislike They just feel like victims because they don't control the world

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gant @gantisdant

2 weeks ago

whenever i see people use "sonder" like a real word, i always want to correct them and say that this is a fake term invented over a decade ago by a tumblr poetry page called “the dictionary of obscure sorrows.” but then i would have to admit to Knowing That

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thorny (ithinkiplaygames.bsky.social) @thinkiamsad

2 weeks ago

now that i drive regularly, i've become so fascinated by just how terrible and dangerous the median American driver is. like, all of the rules you have to learn to get licensed seem to slowly get replaced with "take the most selfish and impatient action at any given time"

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Summer Jaeger @SummrWrites

2 weeks ago

Did you know that pregnancy after the age of 40 INCREASES your likelihood of living to the age of 100? It has to do with elongated telomeres and protecting against cognitive decline but anyway, it seems all the talk of making sure you stop having kids after 30 is largely fear…

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The E is Silent @RickEMears

2 weeks ago

White women now have their own official holiday.

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Taylor Swift Updates @TSUpdating

2 weeks ago

🚨| Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s engagement announcement just BROKE Instagram.

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yuuii @yuuiichive

2 weeks ago

august is like the Sunday of the year…things shifting and changing, time slipping, the past coming to the forefront… everything covered in nostalgia and indecipherable grief but also late afternoon sunlight and quiet acceptance

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marc @msnetik

2 weeks ago

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things

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The Onion @TheOnion

2 weeks ago

New Evidence Finds Titanic Passengers Continued Eating From Buffet As Ship Sank theonion.com/new-evidence-f…

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neri ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @loverare13

3 weeks ago

blocked everyone who isn’t cast in my taylor swift musical. if you’re seeing this it means you’re in. rehearsal starts at 6 tomorrow. please have all the eras tour choreography memorised

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Maira @maira4yo

3 weeks ago

WHEN ON PERIOD: 1. do not crash out 2. your feelings are NOT valid 3. do not send that text 4. don't kill yourself. lock in 5. do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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Mikael @BacardiCapital

3 weeks ago

Hot women are the backbone of the economy. Everyone works all day to make money to spend on hot women and therefore if there were no hot women no one would work