CR @dpressedkitten2

I don't have time for anything, because I'm too busy being fabulous Joined January 2010

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CR @dpressedkitten2

a month ago

Trying to convince my bf to get us a king sized bed is like convincing him to commit a murder. What do YOU HAVE AGAINST A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP???

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i am…. bailey angelou. @beeslilypad

a month ago

GET ME BACK TO GOD’S COUNTRY.

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coworker spent 5 mins straight complaining about his gf texting him silly things throughout the day but i say “it’d break my heart if i found out my bf spoke about me like that” and now IM the bad guy

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Mark Salter @MarkSalter55

4 months ago

Unless you’re breaking into the Capitol and trying to hang the VP.

CBP @CBP

4 months ago

Unless you’re breaking into the Capitol and trying to hang the VP.

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5 months ago

I thought it said acting Antichrist

David Gura @davidgura

5 months ago

I thought it said acting Antichrist

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6 months ago

I’m watching the king of the hill episode where bobby befriends a raccoon and if that ain’t me idk what is.

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7 months ago

Your loyalty lies on the wrong side of the future

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7 months ago

I wonder if Marco Rubios balls are pinned up somewhere in the white house

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8 months ago

Do you think Kendrick’s performance and Not Like Us had to be explained to Donald trump or was he too busy using racial slurs in the box to care

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9 months ago

Long haired French bulldogs should be shot on sight

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9 months ago

IDK guys but when Whitney told Lisa to shut the fuck up and listen to her, I got a tingle in my pussy

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Your Fave 𐚁 @micalangloo

9 months ago

climate change took a beyoncé announcement from me something MUST be done

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10 months ago

Me when my Maserati’s car play accidently sends my text message before I can finish the sentence #canpoli

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10 months ago

Thank u cowboy Carter 🤠

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10 months ago

Nothing greater than a political interview where the interviewer states: “in the famous words of Gwen Stefani… whatchu waiting for?”

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CR @dpressedkitten2

11 months ago

Rubios a cuck for trump

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen

11 months ago

Rubios a cuck for trump

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stephen @alsostephenking

11 months ago

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy