Slamming Cabinets @drinkingstrange

I’m actually a piano tuner. I just tweet here to have fun and be silly. You thought I was a professional comic, didn’t you? Hastings, MN Joined August 2016

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Slamming Cabinets @drinkingstrange

3 years ago

I'm on my way to becoming the greatest Dragon Master! Check out my Dragon City! apple.co/1RsXFJL

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3 years ago

I identify as a person with unpaid student loans.

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4 years ago

#StPatricksDay

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Josh Horowitz @joshuahorowitz

4 years ago

Where the hell is Mace Windu?! Me & @SamuelLJackson want to know. @BryceDHoward, help us out! Put him in the game!

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4 years ago

All I see when an ad starts playing on YouTube

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4 years ago

How is it unexpected if they have a pre-made message to display when it does happen?

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4 years ago

If the doggy poop pickup bags were made as thin as Walmart grocery bags, we’d all be in deep shit.

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4 years ago

For sale: Set of weights. You have to pick them up.

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4 years ago

Anyone else notice how Blue (from Blues Clues) and Cousin It sound a lot alike? You’ve never seen them together. Think about it.

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4 years ago

Does @KyleBrandt have to take a nap after the #AngryRuns segment? @gmfb

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4 years ago

If global warming is melting glaciers and the oceans are rising, then why do I have to have a water saving toilet that can't flush down my morning business?

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4 years ago

What the hell #Alexa??? I need clamps for a project in my shop! I do not need what you are suggesting! @Alexa99 🤣😂🤣😆

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4 years ago

Remember when the vaccine first came out and everyone was trying to get on waiting lists and driving several miles to get a shot? Then someone said “Mandate” and suddenly everyone is screaming “YOU’RE NOT FORCING ME TO GET THAT SHOT!” #COVID19

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4 years ago

I wish our elected officials could actually get some meaningful work done instead of standing around all day maskdebating.

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4 years ago

When one door closes and another door opens, some people call that opportunity, but it's more likely that you're in prison.

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4 years ago

I think the police should investigate this: Mary Tyler Moore show. Cast all dead, except Betty White. Golden Girls. Cast dead except Betty White. The Betty White Show: Short lived series with John Hillerman (dead) and Georgia Engel (dead) Is the cast of Hot In Cleveland worried?

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4 years ago

Super 8 desk clerk in New Orleans: "Oh shit, we just got a reservation for Jim Cantore."

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4 years ago

This is how to argue politics on social media today: “If Roosevelt and Kennedy were such great liberal Democrat presidents, then how come we didn’t get the iPhone 12 until Trump was president?”