Lana Del Rey Mysterio Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger @driver8tab
music is bad food is bad he/him/hisn't Joined February 2010-
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ughhhhh i didn’t fix my entire life this weekend FUCK
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Blue Raspberry Screen of Death 🤤
Blue Raspberry Screen of Death 🤤
This guy is a straight up hero.
This guy is a straight up hero.
Lana Del Rey Mysterio Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger retweeted
Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one
The CEO of Sound Transit posting that she rode on the Link even though she *really* didn't want to.
The CEO of Sound Transit posting that she rode on the Link even though she *really* didn't want to.
asking for girls' numbers at the supermarket so I can steal their safeway fuel discount
Euro-trash "women are my favorite guy" guy absolutely dominated my dreams last night. What a weird nine hours.
Euro-trash "women are my favorite guy" guy absolutely dominated my dreams last night. What a weird nine hours.
I'm writing a script entirely in emojis and its NOT CALL the EMOJI Movie
Is ice cream just very cold soup?
Happy October 32nd! Let the scary movies continue
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Hi i work for twitter 👋 Friendly reminder that one of the rules on here is that you can't go death con 3 on Jewish People. Thank you and have a nice day 🙏
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if you’re going to be on time to something the polite thing to do is send a text to the other person as a heads up. otherwise it’s just rude
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The rain #kittycatandmanlyman #pascalcampion
Australian is like the New Jersey version of a British accent
me: *trying to breathe* my allergies: That was your first mistake
Why is there christmas creep and pumpkin spice creep, but no Shark Week creep??
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That’s my husband Dan Maples in that video from Costco and I have some things to say!!
republican'ts want to make it illegal to fart into a jar and mail it to the president of the united states
Chirping at 4 AM? Really?? Fuck off of this entire earth, birds.
Person about to bother you: I hate to be a bother.. You: *bothered* Person: *just fine with it*
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