Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

NOT the former UK Secretary of State for Defence & former Conservative MP for N Somerset. Best expense claimer, 2009. GP 30 years ago. Adam's mate. #parody Joined January 2022

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

a year ago

Bugger.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

2 years ago

I can't believe I've been passed over for ANOTHER government job. Starting to wonder if I'm one of the good guys after all.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

3 years ago

This instability has gone on long enough. It’s time for the party to choose a new leader.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

3 years ago

A reminder to my colleagues in the Conservative government that now would be a great time to bury any good news you have been holding onto.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

3 years ago

Waiting by the phone Liz. Can’t wait to get started on anything.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

3 years ago

Can I not just get a single bit of positive media coverage for a single one of the dodgy things I’ve done? #mediabias #sounfair

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

3 years ago

Christ. “Tory MP” is trending again and as usual I’ve come out in a sweat.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

3 years ago

Wait. Surely it’s a first-past-the-post system and we’re left with whatever coalition Rishi can put together? It’s the only democratic way. Any other type of election is.. is… My head hurts so much.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

3 years ago

I can’t believe after so many metaphorical middle fingers you lot are getting all uptight about one single, actual one.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

3 years ago

With great regret it is finally, FINALLY time to tell Boris Johnson that this is his last chance.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

3 years ago

This still stands.

Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

4 years ago

This still stands.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

3 years ago

Right let’s address the elephant in the room. Getting a blow job at work doesn’t count if you work from home like the PM does.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

3 years ago

Phwoaaarrrr!

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

3 years ago

I can’t believe my good colleague Neil Parish has been outed as the Westminster W**ker. He was supposed to be in incognito mode. I hope he’s not too hard on himself.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

4 years ago

Errr, you missed one off the top of the list, surely.

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4 years ago

Errr, you missed one off the top of the list, surely.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

4 years ago

I’d like to be the first to throw my hat into the ring as the next leader of the Conservative party. I’ll probably be second or third but know that I’d like to be the first. #ToryLeadership

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

4 years ago

Happy 96th birthday #QueenElizabeth. Please tell Boris to answer my calls.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

4 years ago

Keir Starmer’s performance at PMQs was a typical lawyerly display. Convicting the accused with evidence time and time again. When will he realise the accused IS the judge. Move on man.

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

4 years ago

Some people are suggesting that instead of awarding MPs a pay rise they just go outside and clap for us instead. Are they actually kidding me? What a bloody cheek!

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Dr Liam Fox (former) MP @drliamfox

4 years ago

Security advice was NOT overruled to award Lord Lebedev his peerage. It was simply ignored. Who are these shady MI6 characters anyway? I had no time for them as Defence Secretary and I certainly have nothing to do with them now. They won't even answer my calls!