Chuck Darwin @drunkdarwin
Scientist with a drinkin problem. Joined February 2013-
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Maybe #bread just #evolved to kill it's natural predator #gluten #glutenfreeexpo #glutenfreeproblems
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Let's all get drunk and act like the monkeys we all are. Happy New Year. #newyearsresolution #evolution
#Coffee is proof that natural selection loves us and wants us to be happy
Green monkeys everywhere! Or are they apes? #StPatricksDay
If man is the measure of all things, then Tina Fey is twice the man we all are. She's a #goodape
Pretty sure butt sex has no medical or biologic purpose, but if she offers... #ginandtonicandmoregin
Time is relative so I drink when I'm thirsty because #science. #einstein #drunktweet
If @thescienceguy and @neiltyson did a tv special together, I'd evolve into a pair of panties and throw myself at them
Hey @neiltyson, the 80s called, they want their mustache back and also they're still pretty pissed about the Pluto thing.
Tesla gets a car company names after him (@TeslaMotors) and all I get is a shitty town in the Outback? #bullshit
I was asked if being gay was unnatural because it served no evolutionary purpose. Wrong, pink cocktails and @ModernFam advance the species.
I TOLD y'all I got this! scienceworldreport.com/articles/9450/…
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Fuck the 7-Eleven vine.co/v/bYd3d5ZT9zM
Monkeys typing into eternity DID produce the entire works of Shakespeare. #space #evolution #science
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If the Pope dont call me tomorrow wish me the happy birthday I never respect him and i beat the fucking shit out of him make him humble
Hey @jesus I feel like we're like Lebron and Kobe. We'd get along fine, but our fans HATE each other. Except @RealSkipBayless loves you.
Scientists disagree whether there are three distinct Cannabis species, or just one. If you were wondering. I was. #highdarwin #wikipedia
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