Dr_Westopher @drwestopher

Portland, OR Joined September 2013

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Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton

3 years ago

Once more. Musk is doing us an incredible favor by demonstrating beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is no meritocracy and that wealth and power do not, in any way, denote talent or competence.

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Dr_Westopher @drwestopher

3 years ago

I’m not loving this reboot of “Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Notifications About The Bomb From Twitter”

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Dr_Westopher @drwestopher

3 years ago

The CIA has a podcast? Okay, now they’ve gone too far.

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Dr_Westopher @drwestopher

3 years ago

Ummm Excuse me, I’m listening to a podcast here, I don’t wanna hear any ads unless they’re for blue apron or Casper mattress.

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Dr_Westopher @drwestopher

3 years ago

Short songs for short boys

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... is basically a machine designed to exploit that heuristic. What RWers have realized is that they can create smoke around literally *anything*. Then they can use that self-created smoke as evidence of fire, and then pass policy to address the fire. It's a neat trick.

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Lisa Rodríguez @_rodriguez_lisa

3 years ago

...PEOPLE THINK SHE WAS BLOWING THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION WHEN SHE SUED MCDONALD'S, BUT THAT COFFEE WAS SO HOT SHE GOT THIRD DEGREE BURNS ALL OVER HER THIGHS. DON'T LOOK UP THE PICTURES BRO, BUT I'M TELLING YOU THEY WERE BAD. SHE DESERVED A BIGGER PAYOUT IN MY OPINION...

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Dr_Westopher @drwestopher

3 years ago

Stanley tried to read his paper a few times, but otherwise loved it. @blankcheckpod

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Dr_Westopher @drwestopher

3 years ago

It’s so nice to remember every so often that Rush Limbaugh is dead.

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Dr_Westopher @drwestopher

3 years ago

Letters & brackets weren’t meant to live like this 😭 Stop giving them jobs.

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Dr_Westopher @drwestopher

3 years ago

You can’t convince me Cronenberg didn’t watch Ralph Breaks The Internet, & decide to explore Gord’s backstory in Crimes Of The Future.

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Jesus Fucking Christ 🌈 @SHEsus__Christ

3 years ago

Never saw a fireman stand outside a burning building because they were too scared to go in. Maybe that’s why there aren’t any “fuck the fire department” songs.

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Justin Gaynor @justingaynor

3 years ago

Film Twitter: David Lynch is very hard at work on a secret new film that will be revealed any day now! David Lynch:

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Dave Jamieson @jamieson

3 years ago

On whether our system is adequately protecting workers who want to unionize --> Chris Smalls: 'The system is broken.' Sen. Lindsey Graham: 'That’s your opinion.' Chris Smalls: 'That’s a fact.'

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Dr_Westopher @drwestopher

3 years ago

We should change Capitalization Rules in sentences to be based on Importance. Would make reading much Easier.

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--------- @fatecolossal

3 years ago

Live footage of David Lynch enthusiasts right now:

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3 years ago

Live footage of David Lynch enthusiasts right now: https://t.co/vNlycg5A70

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Dr_Westopher @drwestopher

3 years ago

Normalize putting hops in lots of drinks, those sticky boys are good.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

4 years ago

It is actually delusional to believe Dems can get re-elected without acting on filibuster or student debt, Biden breaking his BBB promise, letting CTC lapse, 0 path to citizenship, etc Esp when they run from convos abt race+culture (which is what 1/6 was abt) We need to act now