Big Dumb Guy @dumbguytalks

Yeah no it’s cool I didn’t four interviews. Don’t let me know what’s up, I wasn’t sweating it

Bryce young I will never stop believing in you. You are greatness. This is not sarcasm literally everyone else is the problem

Had to private for a min. Didn’t get the job. #back

Every time there’s a biker behind me on the road I feel like they’re tryna get me #brakesat80mph

You think there’s anyone out there with schizophrenia that sees force ghosts and thinks they’re a Jedi

Pulling over like it’s an ambulance everytime I see an Altima

ESPN and sports center are actively trying to get this kid to kill himself #2for1story

Yo bf still wearing skullcandy headphones in the big 2025

This honkeys invincible

Oh my fuck there’s like 14 contractors over here working on a shower and they turned off the water and I did not remember until I was wiping in a different bathroom can I flush this shit or will my house explode

Fuuuuuuckkkk I think I’m addicted to women, money, and fast cars

When Twitter made me follow someone to create this account I chose Barry O. As a funny but now my whole feed is political slop. Any suggestions on how to fix this my lovely 3 followers?

Rear ending people you don’t like >>>

“Your mouth is writing checks your ass can’t cash” yeah well it’s really busy pooping and bleeding cut it some slack

“What if we just keep it how it is for now and fix it as needed?” [Guy who has completely misheard a saying to denote the present until a change in circumstance and thinks there is an omnipotent legume entity who controls the flow of time]: “yeah that works for the time bean.”

Randomly got high-speed internet on the flight, zyn is in and bangers are coming…

Just finished Dune Part Two thanks to American Airlines’ inflight services and I must say the screaming baby they sat directly next to me really heightened the experience.

My 1 month old premature son said to me “daddy, I have a tweet for your page” “okay chafe, let’s hear it” I said. “You’re in her DMs, I’m at Disney world”. The mind of a child is truly amazing.

Hello Twitter how to I post a picture