Dylan @dylan_random

Recovering editor Calgary Joined October 2010

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Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood

5 days ago

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.) John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked…

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Dylan @dylan_random

5 days ago

An algorithm or an AI or two guys in a room in Plano, TX like the Whole Foods self checkout joke thinks I'd be even remotely interested in watching Dating Naked UK.

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PHABO 🧸 @whoisphabo

a week ago

If weed damages ya short term memory imagine what weed can do.

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Dylan @dylan_random

3 weeks ago

I wonder if the new FreshCo in West Hillhurst will have that distinct piss smell in the entrance vestibule, like Brentwood? #yyc

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Dylan @dylan_random

a month ago

The weekly Wednesday doggy daycare protest. "I'm not going, and you can't make me"

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a month ago

BREAKING: Calgary finally receives rain after barren 11-hour drought #yyc

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Dylan @dylan_random

a month ago

The new War of the Worlds on Prime was like watching Hollywood give Amazon a hand job.

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Renee @PettyLupone

a month ago

Paramount execs watching South Park

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Dylan @dylan_random

a month ago

My bro feels the need to smuggle a bag of Skittles into the theatre in a condom shoved up his arse like we're running drugs across the border, and I just walk in with a Starbucks in one hand and a bagged sandwich in the other like it's my living room. This is why I work alone

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Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital

2 months ago

Literally spit out a drink LMAO 🤣

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Dylan @dylan_random

2 months ago

1.) I had the tiniest little ant-sized @DairyQueen Blizzard tonight and I feel like absolute garbage. Thanks, edible oil food-like sugar bomb. 2.) "Superman Cake Batter Cookie Dough"?! Really?? "Kryptonite" was RIGHT THERE!!

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Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis

2 months ago

This Hank Aaron tribute is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen at a professional sporting event. Wow.

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Dylan @dylan_random

2 months ago

Jurassic World Rebirth - a familiar, toothless roar. My ★½ review boxd.it/ahixaR

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Dylan @dylan_random

2 months ago

JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH review: Should have gone to F1 instead.

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Dylan @dylan_random

2 months ago

Props to the grandma in front of us who took her two, I dunno, 7-8 year olds to see 28 Years Later. 👍

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Dylan @dylan_random

3 months ago

I'm back for the Elon meltdown

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Dylan @dylan_random

10 months ago

dylanrandom.bsky.social Looking at winding this service down

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Dylan @dylan_random

10 months ago

While in hospice, my neighbour said to his wife, son, and dog, "I know I'm dying, but I'm sure going to miss you guys." He died on Wednesday of cancer, and I've been thinking about those words all day. Fuuuck.