eHarmonyProbs @eHarmonyProbs
when a drunk girl and online dating meet, #eHamonyProbs follow the rest of my issues: @_stilldrunk eharmonyprobs.tumblr.com online Joined April 2012-
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sorry matches. i found a real life date. not to worry, i probably fucked it up so i'll be sending icebreakers soon. #eharmonyprobs
since my apt is clean I'm changing my answer from "controlled chaos" to "neat&tidy" for how my apartment would look to an unexpected guest
debating adding "yoga pants" to the list of five things I can't live without on my eharmony profile.
eHarmony Mail from J----: do you like dinner? okay, this has to be a joke right? #eHarmonyProbs
I spy with my little eye...TWO?!!?!? of you fucking idiots. #eHarmonyProbs
red flags. because i mother fuckin' said so. have FUN with those girls you can't live without. #eharmonyprobs
your ceiling fan is really dirty. my allergies are bad enough. #eharmonyprobs
Going through @eHarmonyProbs tweets in class right now and literally have to stop myself from laughing. #SoFunny #CantStopReading
may I ask why most of your paintbrushes are clean? starving artist my ass. it doesn't count if you're not trying
if you only have one profile picture, i'll assume you're ugly. no matter how good you look in that one photo. #eharmonyprobs
well Brian, that was a mighty fast response dot you think? my little eager beaver (if we get married, that's your pet name.) #eHarmonyProbs
91 matches, eharmony? I don't believe you. refresh.
more tebowing? stop this madness!!!
what's worse? that he's in a sex shop or the fact I recognize the shop he's in? #eHarmonyProbs
no way!!!! how'd you get your face on your shirt?!?!? #eHarmonyProbs
you're on the price is right, why do you look so depressed? did someone bet a dollar? #eHarmonyProbs
when a guy says he's 5'3" i want to assume its a joke but instead i just hit "next profile"
@eHarmonyProbs bahahahahahaha legitimately just had to catch myself from falling out of bed
your car must be Jesus for driving on water. impressive. not.
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