theeclecticgeneral @eclecticgeneral

resist with a raised fist! Privatier, Post-brexit part-time misogynist, Corona survivor and bigot. Blighty Joined February 2014

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

9 months ago

Sat in the bath wondering about what I would say if I were hosting The Golden Globes on Sunday. It’s been a pretty good year for material 😂

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Hello, and welcome to the 82nd Golden Globe awards. What a year it's been. Hundreds of entertainers jumped at the chance to go to The Vatican to meet The Pope. Many from Hollywood. Obviously they weren't content with only being part of the 2nd biggest pedo ring in the world...

Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

9 months ago

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

9 months ago

Justin Timberlake was convicted of Drink Driving. If he’d have gone to jail he’d have heard the words “Sexy Back” a lot more often.

Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

9 months ago

Justin Timberlake was convicted of Drink Driving. If he’d have gone to jail he’d have heard the words “Sexy Back” a lot more often.

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

9 months ago

Kevin Hart said that being at one of Diddy’s parties was uncomfortable, as he wouldn’t leave him alone. Eventually he had to shout “Imma Midget, not a child.”

Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

9 months ago

Kevin Hart said that being at one of Diddy’s parties was uncomfortable, as he wouldn’t leave him alone. Eventually he had to shout “Imma Midget, not a child.”

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Match of the Day @BBCMOTD

11 months ago

A look back to where it all began for @GaryLineker ⏪ #MOTD #BBCFootball

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theeclecticgeneral @eclecticgeneral

3 years ago

England have been told by FIFA that 'OneLove' armbands will not be permitted during the World Cup as Harry Kane faces possible punishment if he chooses to wear the armband as a gesture of solidarity during the World Cup. #noplaceforpoliticsinsport #purefootball #FIFAWorldCup

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Chris Rose @ArchRose90

3 years ago

"Her penis" - Good grief, this clown world has become too much.

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theeclecticgeneral @eclecticgeneral

3 years ago

@crafthelmets @crafthelmets.nl #poorbuildquality #shitcustomerservice #unprofessional I bought a craft helmet for my motorbike. Since Oct 2021 I have been waiting for you to contact me, your helmets are badly manufactured and the paint is so poorly applied that it is peeling!

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Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson

3 years ago

@GaryLineker @MBrundleF1 Actually, the soil will give up long before the composition of gases in the upper atmosphere becomes troublesome

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Bill Maher @billmaher

4 years ago

If you think America is more racist now than ever, more sexist than before women could vote and more homophobic than when blow jobs were a felony, you have #Progressophobia and you should adjust your mask because its covering your eyes. #BY

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Piers Morgan @piersmorgan

5 years ago

This entry from my book aged like a bottle of corked Liebfraumilch. 🤣

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Piers Morgan @piersmorgan

5 years ago

This may explain why I felt unable to apologise for disbelieving Ms Markle... 👇👇

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5 years ago

This may explain why I felt unable to apologise for disbelieving Ms Markle... 👇👇

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David Leyonhjelm @DavidLeyonhjelm

5 years ago

Makes you wonder what they think of their fathers, brothers and husbands.

Financial Review @FinancialReview

5 years ago

Makes you wonder what they think of their fathers, brothers and husbands.

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theeclecticgeneral @eclecticgeneral

5 years ago

#monotony. When will the plandemic end...

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Piers Morgan @piersmorgan

5 years ago

On Monday, I said I didn’t believe Meghan Markle in her Oprah interview. I’ve had time to reflect on this opinion, and I still don’t. If you did, OK. Freedom of speech is a hill I’m happy to die on. Thanks for all the love, and hate. I’m off to spend more time with my opinions.

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Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1

5 years ago

Question. Do we get to choose which relative?

Steven freedom warrior 🌸 🗽 @stevov1981

5 years ago

Question. Do we get to choose which relative?

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Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1

5 years ago

NASA can send a probe all the way to Mars. You're not allowed to walk next door to have a chat in the garden with your neighbour. 🤷🏻‍♀️

NASA @NASA

5 years ago

NASA can send a probe all the way to Mars. You're not allowed to walk next door to have a chat in the garden with your neighbour. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1

5 years ago

Your regular reminder that there is no end to lockdowns. There is no exit strategy, no plan to reopen schools & businesses, to return to our normal lives. There will *always* be another reason to remain in lockdown. This will never end until we decide it does. Use your voice.

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Andrea Radrizzani @andrearadri

5 years ago

@AnnieEaves I take the responsibility of the Club tweet. I consider that comment completely unnecessary and disrespectful to our Club and particularly to the fantastic hard work of our players and coaches whom were understanding on the pitch for the last two championship seasons by all stats