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oh hey 🪴📖🧗🏼‍♀️ Colorado, USA Joined March 2015

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stephen @alsostephenking

11 months ago

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

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mcdonalds sprite @edmsprite

a year ago

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mcdonalds sprite @edmsprite

a year ago

watching a security guard tell people to move bc they were blocking other people’s views (they were on row 21.5) is the highlight of my red rocks career 🫶🏼

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bea @SlLENTPRINCESS

a year ago

you can only rt this today

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maybe: sasha @goalietaps

a year ago

it’s the best time of the year and for the third time in a row, it’s a bandwagon thread! if your team is knocked out of the playoffs and you want another to support here’s a tiny little primer to help you understand the vibes. THE 2024 STANLEY CUP TEAMS ARE:

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bug spray cody @aevris_

2 years ago

the weighted blanket isn’t enough i need to be put in a contraption

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Amber Lotus 🪷 @AmberLotus21

2 years ago

Never gets old.

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Duolingo @duolingo

2 years ago

don’t worry bb, daddy duo is here

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mcdonalds sprite @edmsprite

2 years ago

time to bring these gems back <3

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mcdonalds sprite @edmsprite

2 years ago

just found spider mites/thrips on my plants brb gonna off myself 😭😣😖🤬😡😔😢

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Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl

2 years ago

GIVEAWAY — ODESZA reveals The Finale: LA, NYC, Boulder + The Gorge. ENTER NOW for your chance to win (2) tickets to a date of your choice in 2024 🦉👇 To enter: 1. Follow @TheFestiveOwl + @Festisia_HQ 2. RT this Winner contacted on 2/5. Good luck.

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mcdonalds sprite @edmsprite

2 years ago

not on my bingo card for today: helping a girl who got hit by car in the crosswalk

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mcdonalds sprite @edmsprite

2 years ago

changed my alarm sound to ‘unfold’ and have a much easier time waking up now? 10/10 recommend!!!

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mcdonalds sprite @edmsprite

2 years ago

staying up too late scrolling? no. staying up too late bc i can’t put down a court of mist & fury? y e s 🧝🏼‍♀️✨

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Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl

2 years ago

VIP GIVEAWAY — Lightning in a Bottle reveals 2024 lineup: Skrillex, Labrinth, Tipper + more. ENTER NOW for a chance to win (2) VIP tickets. 👇 To enter: 1. Follow @TheFestiveOwl + @Festisia_HQ 2. RT this Winner contacted on 1/24. Good luck.