edubabble @edubabble29

Coincidental Classroom Comedy. Lowly qualified washed-up comedian turned highly qualified educator. My tweets are satire, unless true. (he/him/ham/cheesy) United States Joined January 2019

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edubabble @edubabble29

a month ago

My cardstock activity turned into a laughing stock.

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2 years ago

Prayer request for my Wordle streak.

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6 years ago

Same old tweet.

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2 years ago

When I was a teenager, I happened to casually mention to my mother that I kind of liked Milk Duds. I've received them every Christmas since. I'm 53.

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2 years ago

This is Teacher Appreciation Week in our district. Teacher Depreciation Week continues afterward.

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My students burst into applause when I enter the room after a day with a substitute teacher because I have built strong relationships with each of them, and they appreciate my rigorous lesson plans. Or, they know I am a far bigger pushover than any sub.

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3 years ago

At this point, we should all just check our homes for classified documents.

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3 years ago

Just sitting here patiently waiting for society to get tired of watching videos of people dancing.

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4 years ago

Watching March Madness to escape the March madness of my classroom.

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4 years ago

About to change my handle to educommander.

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4 years ago

I haven't seen Neil Young this pissed since he went toe-to-paw with Spuds MacKenzie.

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4 years ago

I'm working on new semester seating charts to keep my students safe and healthy and to keep my mental safe and healthy.

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4 years ago

My life as a Wordle. Wordle 214 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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edubabble @edubabble29

4 years ago

My wife just told me she loved me to the moon but she didn't qualify "and back". So, I'm now a little concerned about the principal component analysis of the proximity and distance expectation of our relationship in the atmosphere.

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edubabble @edubabble29

4 years ago

I accidentally typed a text in all caps and someone replied, "say it louder for the people in the back" and I thought I had already said it as loud as I possibly could in a text and it was a text so who else was going to be reading this crap so I took it to Twitter and HERE I AM.

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4 years ago

Today was one of the Mondayest Mondays.

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edubabble @edubabble29

4 years ago

I am following the lead of some of my most creative students. Taking a bathroom break and two water fountain trips during each class period is good for the soul.