Zez @elmwjoe
Joined April 2019-
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Me showing up to court late in a super wrinkly shirt: sorry I’m late your honor The judge: where have you been Me: wrinkling my shirt all up
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Zez retweeted
Republicans: We need another civil war right now. Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙 Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
Zez retweeted
When E Town plays So Many Nights
When E Town plays So Many Nights
He’s getting glimpses of the eternal fires of hell
He’s getting glimpses of the eternal fires of hell
Paper planes by mia but instead of the cash register noise it’s the sound of a guy dumping a whole bucket of change into a coinstar
Zez retweeted
I just invented a new kind of drunk. It’s called “really drunk”. It’s where you get drunk but more and you feel worse.
Going into the bathroom after your gf poops
Going into the bathroom after your gf poops
If you pick a song over 4 minutes long for karaoke you should immediately be shot by the government
I’ve been laughing at that for 0 minutes. I hate you
I’ve been laughing at that for 0 minutes. I hate you
Zez retweeted
This is one of the funniest behind-the-scenes clips ever
No song has done more for me in life than pork and beans by weezer
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