@el-tool @eltool
crazy buffet eater...cookie monster.🗿🐏 Whitehaven, England Joined January 2010-
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Five thousand four hundred twelve!
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My fucking precious.
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Day 907 and Barbara still hasn’t sued or has anyone arrested 😂
Day 907 and Barbara still hasn’t sued or has anyone arrested 😂
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Am I excited to do a line of booger sugar off a stripper b hole ? NO CUZ ITS MY GOD DAMN GIVEN RIGHT YOU UGLY SON OVABITCH
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Five thousand four hundred six!
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How to Pair Wine and Halloween Candy
He got his ten meter badge that night.
Daughters just made the student law honour roll of 23/24, must take after her dad.
Pretty decent to say it's Charlie Simpson from busted. I've found an album for you... King Of Terrors by PRESIDENT 🤩 Listen now on #Deezer link.deezer.com/s/31csbDOs3iBt…
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2025 is 75% complete.
Watching 70's rock on t.v. and needed to Google if Bob carolgees is still alive.
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I've never flirted with the Hitler Youth, but when I was in the Scouts, an Austrian Girl Guide was fascinated by my woggle at an international jamboree
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ppl complaining about how WWE is disrespecting john cena with how they book his "final matches" forget that wrestling is a work and john cena doesnt give a shit how they book him because hes getting paid a shit ton of money
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Things that used to hurt my back: º Jumping off of garages º Crashing my bike º Falling out of a tree º Diving in the shallow end º Contact sports Things that hurt my back now: º Sneezing º Washing the dishes º Brushing my teeth º Tying my shoes º Rolling over in bed
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going back in time to kill edward furlong before he got fat
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🔴 It's the weekend, so let's cook. Here is a convenient link to my list 4 recipe uploads. 🤷♂️ PLEASE RT 🙏❤️ 🔴 Takeaway Jalfrezi bit.ly/4nEe6VW 🔴 Base Gravy bit.ly/464H4Z6 🔴 Tandoori Sizzler bit.ly/45GP9C9 🔴 Jeera Chicken bit.ly/4pym9oZ
Bought myself a gold hoodie so I look more like the captain of the enterprise. ^^
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Stuck at a draw bridge, but I’m drinking Scorpions & listening to a cold one
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