emma pugh @emkpugh

I love my dog and Jack D in my Coke Cullman, AL Joined November 2012

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emma pugh @emkpugh

2 years ago

Have reached a new coffee milestone. Anything less than dark roast is simply not enough. And if light/med roast is all that’s avail we are adding a shot of espresso. I need it to taste so horribly deliciously good that it wakes me up

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2 years ago

*sticker on the back of a minivan* “What would Dolly do” Not drive a minivan

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2 years ago

Strategically drinks expired half and half to promote bowel movements

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2 years ago

Praying my toenail falls off today

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2 years ago

Would honestly pay out of pocket to have my toes amputated at this point

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2 years ago

It’s amazing what even 10oz of coffee will do for me <3

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3 years ago

My favorite thing to do is stalk myself

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3 years ago

I’ll be a Stanley cup girl but I will never be the urban outfitters Nirvana sweatshirt girl

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3 years ago

I can keep acrylics/dip on. SZA let’s hangout girl cause I’m so mature too

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3 years ago

Nothing kills my holiday spirit more than the 12 days of Christmas giveaways. Call me the grinch

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3 years ago

Literally all I think about ever is food

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3 years ago

Peace love sweet potatoes

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emma pugh @emkpugh

3 years ago

Genuinely concerned with how many sentences I have been completing with the "kind of girly" phrase lately. “I'm a magnesium over melatonin kind of girly” “2 pots of coffee a day kind of girly”

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emma pugh @emkpugh

3 years ago

Really exposing myself here but if there’s going to be a mommy room I need an IBS room. Ban multi-stalled bathrooms 2024. Justice for my stomach.

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emma pugh @emkpugh

3 years ago

Would give a lot to be 7 and in Winn-Dixie at the cullman shopping center again. I didn’t appreciate her enough when we had her

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emma pugh @emkpugh

4 years ago

Gone are the days when the only stress was “will the movie ushers catch me stomp running back and forth in the gangway as I pretend to be in the bathroom?”

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emma pugh @emkpugh

4 years ago

Oh what I’d do to be a 13 year old again at a varsity basketball game up in the middle school section listening to gangstas paradise over the loudspeaker as the high schoolers did their pregame layups