Marcus Ervin @ervmarc

I overthink everything so you don’t have to. Dallas, TX Joined April 2010

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Marcus Ervin @ervmarc

a month ago

Just put 15% tariffs on EU goods. Victory lap time. They won’t buy our gas-guzzlers or antifreeze-laced cereal anyway, but now they can feel economically punished while continuing to ignore us.

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2 months ago

Unpopular opinion: BEARBRICKS are lowkey unsettling.

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5 months ago

Jeff Bezos called them all pioneers. Aisha designs rockets. Katy sells shoes at DSW. Words have lost meaning.

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Marcus Ervin @ervmarc

6 months ago

Greg Abbott signed bills that stripped people’s rights. Jasmine Crockett made a joke. Guess which one they called “disrespectful”?

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6 months ago

Pete Hegseth leaked classified war intel, and the White House’s official response was basically "boys will be boys."

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6 months ago

People say the White House is falling apart. I disagree. Falling apart implies there was structure to begin with.

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6 months ago

The tournament lost JuJu Watkins to an ACL tear. And the cameras still cut to bracket projections like we didn’t just witness emotional terrorism.

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6 months ago

I admire Obama. It takes real courage to look at this country and think, "Yeah. Let’s plan something for 2026". youtu.be/QoPK_rxgZuY

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Marcus Ervin @ervmarc

6 months ago

The Stavvy’s World episode with Nick and Adam was hilarious. Three guys trying not to say something that gets them banned from the internet again.

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6 months ago

I saw Anthony Hamilton trending and thought, “Damn, what did he do?” Turns out, nothing. The internet just decided I needed a reminder that I don’t watch F1.

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6 months ago

Warzone dropped, and within five days, we all got locked inside. Verdansk is back now. What are we about to be "strongly encouraged" to comply with? #VerdanskReturns

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6 months ago

Last time Verdansk was around, people were locked inside, unemployment was soaring, and everything felt hopeless. And look at that... it’s back again. Nothing to see here. #VerdanskReturns

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Marcus Ervin @ervmarc

6 months ago

My aim hasn’t improved, my reflexes are worse, and yet I’ll still be telling people to "get good." #VerdanskReturns

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6 months ago

LA has had wildfires, floods, and now an earthquake. If this was a movie, we’d be at the part where a scientist warns, "The worst is yet to come." #earthquake

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6 months ago

34 points, 9 rebounds, 10 assists for Naji Marshall. Somewhere, Stephen A. Smith is on TV yelling, "I BEEN TELLING Y’ALL ABOUT THIS BROTHER FOR YEARS!" (He hasn’t.)

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6 months ago

Lauryn Hill just gave Doechii the ultimate cosign. Somewhere, an old-head just decided she’s finally "real music."

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6 months ago

Draymond hit a massive 3 in crunch time. Then he took a free throw and reminded us why Steph exists.

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6 months ago

Capping credit card interest rates could be a win for the people, until the banks figure out another way to rob them legally. Enjoy your $15 ATM withdrawals.