Mike Evans @evansmike

Software Engineer at Markel. Richmond, VA Joined May 2016

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Mike Evans @evansmike

3 years ago

#crypto is on sale today

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Mike Evans @evansmike

4 years ago

Fun fact: I have a sixth sense when I look at a coffee cup that there is still a sip left.

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Daughter discovered the toilet plunger in the bathroom this morning. Suggested she could get her own Frozen© plunger for her birthday. I said that was a possibility. Perhaps there is an untapped market here, Disney?

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Mike Evans @evansmike

4 years ago

Just saw a tree fall in a forest and I heard it.

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Mike Evans @evansmike

4 years ago

Me: When should we go camping? Daughter: Yesterday. Amen.

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Mike Evans @evansmike

4 years ago

Apple Face ID consistent fails to recognize me when I’m eating food. I’ve discovered a joyous way to beat the surveillance state.

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Mike Evans @evansmike

4 years ago

To the Boy Scouts in the airport wearing Crocs: Always be prepared.

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Mike Evans @evansmike

4 years ago

There are people who would throw away a lone sock. And those who would never throw away a lone sock. I’m debating which one I am.

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Mike Evans @evansmike

5 years ago

My daughter believes that Taco Bell is a car wash where we get quesadillas

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Mike Evans @evansmike

5 years ago

Raisin Bran + half and half = 💯

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Mike Evans @evansmike

5 years ago

Idea: Wrap up every Amazon box that arrives in December without identifying the contents. Then enjoy the surprise of things you forgot y’all purchased on Christmas 🎁