Evil Programmer @evilprogrammer
I'm not jaded, all I ask is that people treat me like a person, instead of a machine. example.com Developer Hell Joined December 2009-
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But I suppose that isn't too terrible. I had more than a year off.
I'm writing code for asshole clients again - who'll tell you how to do your work, then proclaim their ignorance in the same breath.
Uh, @linsoftware - YOLASite isn't a suitable web hosting platform. Even I wouldn't use it - but apparently - you would.
I'm not educating this designer on how to write his HTML. YOU'RE A FUCKING DESIGNER - RIGHT? Oh, nevermind... you're not.
DESIGNERS: If your dev decides to use Rails, Wordpress, or whatever platform he chooses - GET YOUR GAME ON AND LEARN TO DESIGN FOR IT.
A MESSAGE TO THE WORLD'S DESIGNERS: If you bill yourself as a UI guy, BE ONE. If an app is butt-ugly, it's your damn fault.
Tell you what, I'll remove all of the email confirmation nonsense, let all of the spambots sign up. IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, ASSHOLE?
Look, if your users don't know how to check their email - how am I, the developer, supposed to fix that?
A few choice words for my latest client: FUCK YOU. Just because you're stupid and your users are stupid, doesn't mean my system doesn't work
Advice for the day: Don't doublecross the guy with all of your passwords.
If you communicate, odds are, you have nothing to hide. Being the only quiet one incriminates you.
I have inspired much urination these past few days. When I say, "it's done, now pay me" that just hits 'em down you know where.
Consultants: I fart in your general direction!
I'm done with this town. I can't wait to move on.
Had a client recently tell me that what I'm doing is "just code," and that "she shouldn't have to pay for it" when her project demands more.
Hah. This is a riot... a map of "Developer Hell." http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Developer+Hell
Wow. Looking down this stream, I cuss like a sailo.... no, wait... a developer.
Ever work on a project that sends a bunch of complex docs to you, and it feels like they're just covering for the lack of a business plan?
Don't criticize my software unless you have the balls to write your own. Bitching gets you nowhere. Get off your lazy ass and do something.
Woke up to another email from the client from hell. They know all the buzzwords, and back 'em up with 100% pure bullshit. Healthy, eh?
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