Jordan Evans @evs21_

Team Ontario 15's and 7's Rugby | Gryphon Rugby viKINGS Joined May 2011

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Jordan Evans @evs21_

2 years ago

open.spotify.com/track/3HZfbuTw… sheesh sheesh sheesh

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Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys

8 years ago

Yes. You’re a disappointment to your parents, but look at the bright side, you’re not the one who gave birth to an unloveable fuck up, they are. Eat arbys

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Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys

7 years ago

Did I die? Whatever. it was pretty much the same, honestly. I can tell you this: there are no Arby's in heaven because there is no heaven. But there are many Arby's in hell, for this, my friends, is hell. Please continue to enjoy Arby's

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Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys

7 years ago

It’s the weekend. Time to party. Sure, you probably don’t NEED to start snorting lines of dirty speed all alone this early, but it’s not like you’re doing anything else or like anyone will care if you die. Eat Arby’s

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Pretty Money @Pretty_Mxney

7 years ago

Gucci is fuckin wildn Lmmfaooooooo

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Branson Reese 🇵🇸 @bransonreese

8 years ago

Guy next to me on the train is reading my phone so I google image searched “zootopia orgy” and he just sort of nodded like “big deal” and he’s watching me type this RIGHT NOW and he’s still just nodding and honestly dude hats off to you on this power move; you win, I lose.

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wint @dril

8 years ago

completing my "Dip Shit" look by donning a humongous bib with a picture of a sailboat on it

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KB @kbnoswag

8 years ago

My dumbass doctor prescribed me Vyvanse because he said it would help me focus better in class but it just makes me come up with oddly specific and extremely detailed 280 character tweets instead

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Bruno Mars @BrunoMars

8 years ago

If you don’t know, I’m afraid you’ll never know. Good luck Kyle. I Wish you all the best.

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Jordan Evans @evs21_

8 years ago

what upsets teenagers

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Ben Popovich @ben_popovich

8 years ago

Never thought this day would come... The OG of budget beers “the 4loko” has been discontinued in Ontario. R.I.P to an absolute legend. Here’s to all those nights we don’t remember ♥️♥️♥️ - ‘4 loko’ (2005-2018) #lokomafia

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wint @dril

8 years ago

my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat

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codyko @codyko

8 years ago

russ invented bitcoin

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Post Malone @PostMalone

8 years ago

hey guys, i know a lot of you guys were expecting a project today, it won't be dropping for a little while. I'm sorry to let you down, but i need to make sure this album is perfect for you. I'm gonna keep working my ass off and make the best fucking album ever. i love ya. 💕🍻