The Unemployed Exec @execunemployed
Former Exec. Now unemployed bum. I had a soul once... I think a recruiter stole it. Views expressed are mine only. My lawyer told me to say that. Joined May 2014-
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Fatih BUGÜN tarihi birgün yaşayacak ! Başbakanımızın katılımlarıyla AÇILIŞ.. #YenikapıMetrosuİleKesintisizUlaşım
Oh yayy. My gainfully employed friend was just offered a role I was turned down for. I'm so happy for him.
Hmm... I need to organise food. This requires pants.
Every time I send my resume off to an American recruiter in American English, I die a little inside.
I remember when Friday used to be a thing. Fridays were glorious, with the glow of the weekend before me like a sunrise. #goodtimes
I wore pants today. So that's something, I guess.
Slept in to 10am every day this week. Woke up at 7am on Saturday. I'm doing this unemployment thing all wrong.
Oh, I shaved today. My face. Apparently that's what functioning members of society do?
"OK we'll be in touch in a few days if we'd like to meet you" <re-advertises role at $40k pa less 10 mins later> They're gonna call, right?
I shaved today for the first time in a week. I think there is a beard tan line there. Further testing required.
You know you've had enough to drink when OMG THE WATER TASTES SO GO DAMN GOOOOOOOD!!!! @MichelleSimm
Yelling at my phone to ring will encourage inbound job queries, won't it?
Tuesday night. Got drunk. Coz that's how I roll. Actually, no. It's because I received 7 rejection letters today. Booo. #unemployment
Day 265: I discovered today that the seat back on my chaise lounge reclines. Happy days, I'll never have to move again! #bored #unemployment
Me. When I awaken from a deep slumber at 11am: youtu.be/_NAyLfiSWPY
Oh did you know the #FMCG industry really only hire from within their ranks? So there's a recipe for innovation.
Day 264 of soul destroying boredom - I mean, unemployment. Here I shall delight you with stories of my adventures & hilarious encounters.
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