oh @expertelliott
constantly wishing i was somewhere else Joined November 2015-
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I've been with my boyfriend for almost two years and I still get giddy when he takes me on a date
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don't ask santa for sexual favors for christmas. you'll wake up to santa giving u a blowjob. you're uncomfortable. he's uncomfortable. don't
y do radio show hosts go right from talking about politics to ads "Know what I hate more than obama? When my windows are dirty CALL 1-800"
Donald Trump- *insults women* *insults latinos* *insults muslims* *insults another white republican* Republicans- "ouTRAGE"
i would be lying if i said i wasn't a brand new twitter account thirsty for followers because i am
depression is about 10% sadness, 10% anxiety, and 80% feeling like you're staring at a modern art exhibit with no meaning
constant state of being: the emotional equivalent of thinking trump was actually disqualified from the race- then finding out he wasn't.
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