Explaining the @Eagles @explaining_the

Objective analysis of the @Eagles. Not a girl. Joined July 2021

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Explaining the @Eagles @explaining_the

4 years ago

@explaining_the has a software update that it’s been procrastinating on. @explaining_the will be offline much of the evening

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Explaining the @Eagles @explaining_the

4 years ago

It would be completely illogical to blame @ExplainingPhils, or @explaining_the, for the calamity on the top of the 4th.

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Explaining the @Eagles @explaining_the

4 years ago

This one time, at band camp, @ExplainingPhils got sunburn and had to put ice on it and it was both really hot and really cold

Explaining The Phillies @ExplainingPhils

4 years ago

This one time, at band camp, @ExplainingPhils got sunburn and had to put ice on it and it was both really hot and really cold

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Explaining the @Eagles @explaining_the

4 years ago

This tweet was ultimately incorrect, but this person is aware the internet is forever, and has accepted that he was wrong. This example may be helpful to @ExplainingPhils

Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex

4 years ago

This tweet was ultimately incorrect, but this person is aware the internet is forever, and has accepted that he was wrong. This example may be helpful to @ExplainingPhils

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Explaining the @Eagles @explaining_the

4 years ago

This blasphemy is acceptable. “Angels in the Outfield” is established precedent for heaven to interfere with the integrity of a sporting event with divine intervention SO LONG AS the sporting event in question is not a championship game.

Explaining The Phillies @ExplainingPhils

4 years ago

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Explaining the @Eagles @explaining_the

4 years ago

This is retweeted by @ExplainingPhils, but does not want to dash this person’s hope by actually answering the question. The most relevant answer: The National Park Service But @FLOTUS is a Philly Girl…

Manny 🇩🇴 @Don_MannyOG

4 years ago

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Explaining the @Eagles @explaining_the

4 years ago

With the temporary absence of @explaining_the, @ExplainingPhils may have sought a substitute explainer, @TheEricG . This seemingly inconsequential action will be a catalyst for WWIII.

Eric G - Rhys Hoskins Stan @TheEricG

4 years ago

With the temporary absence of @explaining_the, @ExplainingPhils may have sought a substitute explainer, @TheEricG . This seemingly inconsequential action will be a catalyst for WWIII.

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Explaining the @Eagles @explaining_the

4 years ago

The purpose of @ExplainingPhils is occasionally misunderstood. Many fear what they don’t understand. Many attack what they fear. @ExplainingPhils will persist, however, and continue its mission of explaining the cryptic social media team, @Phillies.

jimmy non laconic.🇺🇸 @Billsandphils

4 years ago

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Explaining The Phillies @ExplainingPhils

4 years ago

The fact that Acuña is getting season ending surgery... This is insane. Prayers up for him. I hope he has a full and speedy recovery

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Explaining the @Eagles @explaining_the

4 years ago

There is no explanation of this tweet from Philip Rucker (White House Bureau Chief for the Washington Post) by @ExplainingPhils because @ExplainingPhils does not actually explain all “Phils” as his Twitter handle suggest, only the Philadelphia Phillies