Shower Thoughts @fShowerThoughts
Funny, weird, interesting and mind blowing thoughts. Generally taken from r/showerthoughts. Joined December 2017-
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1984 might have been written as a guide for sheepherders
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A 3 dimensional objects casts a 2 dimensional shadow; the shadow of a shadow's shadow casts a 0 dimensional dot.
You can't be wishing for major tragedies to not exist, because it eventually led to you being born.
Because of ChatGPT we will never be able to be sure that any text work is actually written by the author
Eventually technology will advanced so online shopping can be done as your watching television
It's convenient and pleasant that the most beautiful natural areas around the globe are also some of the most useless industrially
The most indestructible thing in the MCU is Star Lord's music player
A fire safety sprinkler system, a hose and a butthole all have the same opening mechanism
Females are statistically more likely to give birth to boys, than males are to give birth to girls.
Once we will discover a cute for aging, sterilisation will be mandatory for the participants. Childfree will have another meaning.
Anything liquid that isn’t water tends to be at least somewhat sticky when it dries.
The Walking Dead is technically an urban isekai.
Hiccups can be eradicated by your mind if you focus enough…
Maybe all muscles can taste but we only know the toungue does because is the only muscle that is exposed.
You can never unmeet someone so you can't ever not know them. Every person you've met, you'll know forever.
Mister Rodgers didn’t have a bedroom to sleep in, had multiple jobs to pay for his two room house, and 30 minutes a day hallucinated about a kingdom of puppets.
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