matt brown @faggo
Joined March 2009-
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This is a very Nazi thing to say, actually.
This is a very Nazi thing to say, actually.
I’d eat there!
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@AesPolitics1 Sorted!
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Who was this reporter? I’d like to buy them a drink. 🥃
Hey @DionsPizza thanks for the sweet cardboard “plate” for my dine in order.
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now this is cinema
In a news conference, desantis just referred to it more than once as the “eyeball of the hurricane.” Oh, little buddy…
The Cure is not a good band. The fact they’re not fucktwats like morrissey is not an excuse. #hotTake
The fact dad didn’t even question it. Jah bless.
The fact dad didn’t even question it. Jah bless.
The far right beer drinkers must be so conflicted. For the first time in 2 decades, bud light is not the best selling beer in the US. What took its place? MODELO. HAAAAAAA!!!!!!! #theytookourjobs
In my 44 years and nigh 11 months on this earth I have never seen a squirrel poop before. That just changed. #livin
I just had new Mexico’s version of chicken fried steak. Dios mio.
Just what I needed. Getting to see a woman puking out the side of a mini van stopped at a stop sign. At 10:40am. Petworth livin!
Holy shit. First st Patrick’s day in 25 years I haven’t worked in a bar or restaurant. I’m so happy. To those still in the fight: Godspeed.
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Challenge to scented candle makers: Stop trying w the lavender honeydew vanilla garbage. Make a candle that smells like toast. I would buy the shit out of that.
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